Things that are a cast-iron guarantee that someone is a complete plum

[Uncle Leo]

Walk down the road have a phone conversation on speaker.

Utterly obnoxious.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Male teens wearing a baseball cap really high on their head, as if they have an inflatable hairdo.

 

[Supernaut]

Male teens wearing a baseball cap really high on their head, as if they have an inflatable hairdo.

I do enjoy laughing at them though...

 

[Jai]

Playing music on trains or buses without plugging in earphones so all the passengers have to listen to it.

People who throw litter. Just why?

Both signs that person has no respect for the people around them.

 

[* ORM *]

People on packed underground trains with backpacks. English people who refer to mobile phones as cellphones or even worse just cell. ATMs !!!!!!

 

[Jai]

People who soup up their cars to have deliberately loud exhausts. Pointless and sounds awful.

 

[Mad Cyril]

People who have italics or other non standard fonts on their numberplate.

 

[Uncle Leo]

People who have italics or other non standard fonts on their numberplate.

Good shout. I was behind K3LGY this morning. Black BMW jeep. Absolute arsehead.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Good shout. I was behind K3LGY this morning. Black BMW jeep. Absolute arsehead.

A woman who lives near me drives P15 FLP or something similar.

 

[Pubey]

People who have italics or other non standard fonts on their numberplate.

same can be applied to emails

 

[GrumpyBlue]

After visiting my local last night - people with jumpers around their shoulders :nope:

 

[Swiss Tony]

After visiting my local last night - people with jumpers around their shoulders :nope:

Oh Christ yes.

 

[RHB]

Bumbags in sporran position via belt loops, with a mobile phone holster attached.

 

[MK Shrimper]

same can be applied to emails

Or Shrimperzone posts.

 

[Supernaut]

After visiting my local last night - people with jumpers around their shoulders :nope:

Coupled with a rugby shirt worn with the collar up and I think there's a case for the death penalty.

 

[RHB]

Coupled with a rugby short worn with the collar up and I think there's a case for the death sentence.

I've never worn a rugby short with the collar up. I imagine it would be a bit uncomfortable.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

After visiting my local last night - people with jumpers around their shoulders :nope:

Gets cold at night down in rural Cornwall. :winking:

 

[Uncle Leo]

same can be applied to emails

The odd word for emphasis is ok. But a former a colleague had Comic Sans as his default font on his emails. An otherwise decent chap, but that was beyond the pale.

 

[londonblue]

A woman who lives near me drives P15 FLP or something similar.

Totally off the subject, but there's a guy near me who I used to play golf with. He has the number plate:

PER50N

He told me that he bought it as a joke for his wife. She used to have a go at him for the way he spoke to her, and used to say "I am a person you know". So he bought her the number plate, but she didn't like it so he ended up with it.

 

[SUBBlue]

A woman who lives near me drives P15 FLP or something similar.

I live in Rayleigh & see a Vauxhall Astra quite often with the reg plate JFD IT.