Things that are a cast-iron guarantee that someone is a complete plum

[Floval Flyer]

Oh yeah, and the tool of all tools is the one who bags up their dog**** and then leaves the little nicely tied up blue parcel on the pavement - nice !

 

[OldBlueLady]

Particularly if that BMW is a soft-top. Had someone cut right across me this morning and it immediately made me think of this thread!

Especially if they have one of those moody exhausts and are playing crap music at ear perforating decibel level!!!

Oh yeah, and the tool of all tools is the one who bags up their dog**** and then leaves the little nicely tied up blue parcel on the pavement - nice !

Or throws it into the scrub alongside where the dogs do it.....or those that take their dogs down the High Street and then just let them **** right in the middle of it!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

People that morph this thread into the existing "hacking off thread" :whistling: :raspberry:

 

[OldBlueLady]

People that morph this thread into the existing "hacking off thread" :whistling: :raspberry:

Smartarses!!! :raspberry:

 

[SUBBlue]

Blokes who take their tops off as soon as it gets warm.

I hate those d!cks (normally teenagers) who bowl along with their hand stuck down the front of their jogging bottoms with a smug grin.... you don't look cool lads , just pathetic idiots... maybe they are waiting for the day their nutz will finally drop.

 

[Ricey]

People that 'Vape' or have an E-Cig but have never smoked in their life.

 

[Uncle Leo]

The following apparel on anyone over the age of 16...

Snapback hat
Grey hoodie
Grey sweatpants
Black trainers.

Avoid like the plague.

 

[Supernaut]

The following apparel on anyone over the age of 16...

Snapback hat
Grey hoodie
Grey sweatpants
Black trainers.

Avoid like the plague.

I own and wear all of those. You need to get with the program Grandad :smile:

 

[Uncle Leo]

I own and wear all of those. You need to get with the program Grandad :smile:

Plague. The plague.

 

[Jbd2502]

City workers standing outside bars in the smallest square of sun shining through the concrete jungle with their suits & sunglasses spouting absolute waff!

City workers for a skinny Earl Grey tea filled 3/4 of the way to the top at precisely 81.3 degrees centigrade with a dash of unicorn's milk.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

The following apparel on anyone over the age of 16...

Snapback hat
Grey hoodie
Grey sweatpants
Black trainers.

Avoid like the plague.

Guilty as charged but I'm planning to get a white pair when I can get out to the shops.

Any recommendations,gratefully accepted.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Guilty as charged but I'm planning to get a white pair when I can get out to the shops.

Any recommendations,gratefully accepted.

Onitsaku Tiger, obviously.

 

[Supernaut]

Any recommendations,gratefully accepted.

Don't buy white trainers.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Onitsaku Tiger, obviously.

Never heard of them but just had a quick look on Google.More of an Adidas man myself.

 

[OldBlueLady]

The following apparel on anyone over the age of 16...

Snapback hat
Grey hoodie
Grey sweatpants
Black trainers.

Avoid like the plague.

We have one such that walks past our office several times a day - and spits...a lot. Gross!

 

[Uncle Leo]

I own and wear all of those. You need to get with the program Grandad :smile:

Should add...I meant as an entire ensemble.

OBL referred to someone who wears this get up and spits while walking. That was the sort of person I was getting at. They'll often have those ****** little bags over one shoulder too. And the face of a rat.

 

[LCBB72]

Couple's who wear identical anorak's with detachable hoods .

 

[Supernaut]

Should add...I meant as an entire ensemble.

OBL referred to someone who wears this get up and spits while walking. That was the sort of person I was getting at. They'll often have those ****** little bags over one shoulder too. And the face of a rat.

Ha - yes, I know those guys. In fact, having worked in Dagenham for 3 years I've seen too many of them. Worn together, that's pretty much the de rigueur uniform for white males round here.

I should add that I don't sport the whole get up together, and the grey sweatpants are purely for indoor wear.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Should add...I meant as an entire ensemble.

OBL referred to someone who wears this get up and spits while walking. That was the sort of person I was getting at. They'll often have those ****** little bags over one shoulder too. And the face of a rat.

Spot on!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Probably will offend a few, but gold sovereign rings. I hate them.

One of my wife's friends sister thinks she can "commune" with the spirits. She's one. I feel like inviting her round my old house, get her to do her spooky shtick, and then laugh in her face.