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Things that are a cast-iron guarantee that someone is a complete plum

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Teens with trousers so tight they looks like their mums leggings.
Teens with trousers so loose the crotch hangs around their ankles.

Men over the age of 25 who do either of the above.
People who go and spend £5 on a bowl of cereal in what was once an East London slum.
 
People who get rat arsed on alcohol make complete tools of them selfs then the next day say they can't remember anything they done,sorry your lying.
 
Here's one relevant to this weekend;

Greedy muppets who over-buy the bbq food, even though they will never eat it all, leaving f.all left for the rest of us:pig:
 
parents who HAVE to drop their children off right outside the school, on the zig-zags, on a crossing, block the road BUT they have to do it - and then wait there to collect at the end of the day too, while making that all important phone call of course.:angry:
 
I'm on a roll now...

People who talk / swear loudly in the street (more precisely in my street) late at night
People that think it's acceptable to drive and text at the same time, I see loads on the way to work
People who walk down the middle of the road (seems to be a teen thing at the moment?)
People who decide to have a discussion with the person on the till when there is a huge queue at the checkout

And lastly the complete tool who thought it was OK to snap the number plate in half on my wife's car one night... Why would you do that?
 
Massimo Giovanni said:
parents who HAVE to drop their children off right outside the school, on the zig-zags, on a crossing, block the road BUT they have to do it - and then wait there to collect at the end of the day too, while making that all important phone call of course.:angry:
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Apparently it's legal if you drive a Range Rover
 
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