Things that are a cast-iron guarantee that someone is a complete plum

[Special Blue]

Probably will offend a few, but gold sovereign rings. I hate them.

One of my wife's friends sister thinks she can "commune" with the spirits. She's one. I feel like inviting her round my old house, get her to do her spooky shtick, and then laugh in her face.

Don't play darts with Bobby George then!:smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Don't play darts with Bobby George then!:smile:

Unlikely! They remind of some of the morons I knew when I was younger, who's continually boasted about "running" with the ICF - despite never having a mark on them.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Onitsaku Tiger, obviously.

That's mine in the bin, just lost their coolness. Thanks

 

[MK Shrimper]

That's mine in the bin, just lost their coolness. Thanks

I'm the epitome of uncool Al, a badge I wear with pride :winking:

 

[Crawliano]

People who have just got back into buying music and call vinyl "vinyls".

 

[Benfleet A1]

I'm the epitome of uncool Al, a badge I wear with pride :winking:

It wasn't you I was thinking of but hey, if the cap fits.

 

[DTS]

Here's one relevant to this weekend;

Greedy muppets who over-buy the bbq food, even though they will never eat it all, leaving f.all left for the rest of us:pig:

I would blame yourself for poor planning not the people buying the food.

 

[OldBlueLady]

I would blame yourself for poor planning not the people buying the food.

Everyone over buys BBQ food anyway, left overs for a few days after every time in my house!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Guilty as charged but I'm planning to get a white pair when I can get out to the shops.

Any recommendations,gratefully accepted.

Nicks
Jet 777
Cheetah
Stadium
Hi Tec Tecs

 

[Uncle Leo]

Nicks
Jet 777
Cheetah
Stadium
Hi Tec Tecs

British Knights.

 

[Mad Cyril]

British Knights.

Troop.........

 

[MK Shrimper]

They work for Network Rail IT department. #personal

 

[Uncle Leo]

Parking like this.

I'm also very suspicious of people with personalised number plates, but I do know some otherwise decent people who have them, so the jury is out.

 

[Hotman]

Slip on shoes.

Unless you are in the mafia.

Stone Island

A neck tattoo.

"Plum" is an extremely moderate term in this case.

Aggressive drivers
Range Rover drivers
Aggressive Range Rover Drivers!

Takes vertical videos (that's 90 percent of teens covered).

Types sentences with 'like' or 'dude' in them.

Speaks like an Australian with rising inflection in every sentence.

Are convinced that Barrett is a good footballer.

At least I've swapped the range... for a bmw :blush:

 

[Uncle Leo]

A grown up riding a scooter (the pavement ones, not the ones mods go on)

 

[MK Shrimper]

A grown up riding a scooter (the pavement ones, not the ones mods go on)

Lol, I was just about to post the same thing! Are you in MK this morning per chance?

 

[Uncle Leo]

Lol, I was just about to post the same thing! Are you in MK this morning per chance?

:smile:

Camden is rife with the ****ers.

 

[MK Shrimper]

:smile:

Camden is rife with the ****ers.

It was a middle aged man, all suited up on his way to the station. I reckon he nicked his sons. Ponce!

 

[Uncle Leo]

It was a middle aged man, all suited up on his way to the station. I reckon he nicked his sons. Ponce!

Some **** even had the temerity to use the bell on his the other day so he could get past me on the pavement. Safe to say I didn't budge.

You do occasionally see some who appear to be taking their child's one back after the school run. But whenever I've been in that position, I've always carried the scooter(s) back.

Apart from a brief five seconds when I mortify my daughter by pretending that I'm going to ride her Minnie Mouse one all the way home...

 

[Pubey]

Walk down the road have a phone conversation on speaker.