Napster
No ⭐
The fact that it isn't 12:00 on Saturday yet. Im not sure i can take much more of this waiting!:angry:
tell me!!!
grrrrr.
The fact that it isn't 12:00 on Saturday yet. Im not sure i can take much more of this waiting!:angry:
The group of muppets in the gym who refer to themselves like they're in an American fratboy movie - all their sentences end with "dude", "dog" or "man". I end their sentences with prat.
The pratt that comes into the work gym whilst I'm the only one in there and turns the music on. Does he not realise that there must be a reason it wasn't on, or even have the courtesy to ask me if I mind?
In the 6 years ive followed the not so mighty Berrichonne they have struggled to stay in L2 for 5 of them
Tonight we must win our last game away from home and Laval must lose at home or we drop into the National,i feel sick and if the mighty shrimpers stuff up tomorrow then life is really looking bleak but hey thats football for you.
True story....mate of mine answered one of these calls, he said yeah I would like to make a claim, I hurt myself when I fell off your bed when I popped round to see your wife whilst you're at work.....the call centre guy's response..........no problem sir I can help you with that :smile:That my life isn't like Berrichonne Shrimper's, football woes aside. :smile:
Oh and the funking Indian cold callers who ring at least 3 times a day and don't get the message that I HAVEN'T HAD AN ACCIDENT IN THE LAST 2 YEARS. I know they're only doing their jobs for peanuts to feed their families but it's getting to the stage where I want to tell them to F....O..
True story....mate of mine answered one of these calls, he said yeah I would like to make a claim, I hurt myself when I fell off your bed when I popped round to see your wife whilst you're at work.....the call centre guy's response..........no problem sir I can help you with that :smile:
Oh and the funking Indian cold callers who ring at least 3 times a day and don't get the message that I HAVEN'T HAD AN ACCIDENT IN THE LAST 2 YEARS. I know they're only doing their jobs for peanuts to feed their families but it's getting to the stage where I want to tell them to F....O..
True story....mate of mine answered one of these calls, he said yeah I would like to make a claim, I hurt myself when I fell off your bed when I popped round to see your wife whilst you're at work.....the call centre guy's response..........no problem sir I can help you with that :smile:
Surprised they didn't suggest claiming from the dead badgers estate :smile:Another true story... a mate of mine had a call saying "regarding your recent accident, the other party has admitted full liability". He strung out the call for a bit and expressed delighted surprise at this news until deciding it was the right time to declare two relevant facts. The other party was a badger. The badger is now dead.
I've worked out how to change a password on Windows XP. Windows 8 is a real ******* though. Ophcrack didn't work.
I did it. I'm a genius.
All sounds very dubious Naps!