What is hacking you off today?

[E for B and Billy Best]

Just paid 65p for the Evening Echo, they have got to be ****ing joking!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Just paid 65p for the Evening Echo, they have got to be ****ing joking!!!!!!!!!!

You get your money back if you purchase a visiting massage from the classifieds.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Having to get my winter coat out again :angry: Poxy weather.

And not getting the job I just interviewed for. ****nuts.

 

[Firestorm]

Me, pratting about indoors on sunday and I ruptured my Achilles, 8 weeks in plaster, daily clot prevention injections in the stomach. cancelled holidays and planned nights out.....

 

[MK Shrimper]

****ing Sky call centre ****. I asked you to cancel my subscription, so don't and sell me more things and then get arsey when I ask you to stop talking and JUST DO IT.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Business ******** corner.

A new one today; "The game is afoot!"

Someone has been watching/reading a little bit too much Sherlock Holmes. :hilarious:

 

[Greebosan]

Bikes on commuter trains!!

Jammed into an already packed carriage with no standing room, the owner looking annoyed with us regular Joes who have nowhere to move to, and smug at the same time as though we should be grateful for their bikey presence "I'm saving the planet you know by reducing my carbon footprint, what are you doing?"

Hello - I'm taking the train! I don't have a 4 by 4 stashed on the luggage rack for when I get to the next station.

 

[shrimpstew]

The design of our new kit, I hate Nike:angry:

 

[* ORM *]

Letter from UK to HK, with special delivery price £4.50 delivered in 2-1/2 weeks. Letter from HK to UK 27p six days

FFS - I blame General - sort it out Kev

 

[MK Shrimper]

1) Insurance companies - why do I bother having contents insurance when the slimy ***** do everything they can to not fulfill their obligations and pay out? A plague on all their houses. :angry:

2) YouView - after me saying how wonderful it is, the box died this morning just 2 weeks after I installed it. :thumbdown:

 

[Mad Cyril]

1) Insurance companies - why do I bother having contents insurance when the slimy ***** do everything they can to not fulfill their obligations and pay out? A plague on all their houses. :angry:

2) YouView - after me saying how wonderful it is, the box died this morning just 2 weeks after I installed it. :thumbdown:

I agree, they virtually called me a liar when I said I couldn't find the receipts for the Faberge egg collection I left on the train.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I agree, they virtually called me a liar when I said I couldn't find the receipts for the Faberge egg collection I left on the train.

Hmm, I wish I was trying to screw them over.

 

[londonblue]

The idiots on the train that won't shut up. We don't want to know all about your kids, and your life. We have our own kids, and our own lives. And after a really bad night's sleep because my wife is ill, I'm even less interested.

Oh, and the ridiculously small amount of leg room on the train the meant the tall guy sitting next to me had to sit at an angle to fold himself in to the space, which led to him elbowing me every 20 seconds, which meant that even after I had put my headphones on to drown out the noise of the loud idiots I still couldn't sleep.

I think they should all chip in for the coffee I had to buy today to keep me going.

 

[farawayshrimper]

The amount of paper space that Osborne having a "posh" burger is currently having. Who really gives a ****

 

[* ORM *]

M25. 7 miles of 50mph limit. Why do they have to do 7 miles in one bloody go? Madness.

 

[steveo]

Nothing. Its a beautiful day. Took the dog for a walk in the woods about 7. Changed 5 light bulbs. Got some new flavours for my electronic cig in the post. Going to buy a new tap for the kitchen sink and look at some new cars and that's all I've got to do all day. 8 cans of Guiness in the fridge, no plans for tonight other than relaxing at home. Nice.

 

[* ORM *]

People moaning about heat and humidity. Bloody cold if you ask me. Being on a train and not looking forward to doom, gloom and woe is me of London office. Will be telling them to get over it.

MTBD was ****.

On the plus side North Devon from Friday and looks like weather is holding

 

[* ORM *]

So I can video call my family from HK metro with superb quality but I still can't phone my wife between Billericay and Wickford

 

[Mad Cyril]

Changed 5 light bulbs

You live a fairytale life.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The media obsesion in revelling in the absolute tragedies of modern times. First The Guardian was "boasting" about mutilated corpses in the Italian rail crash, now the BBC detailing the gut wrenching abuse that poor Daniel Pelka had to endure in his short, miserable life.

Is it necessary to be so salacious?