What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

I have managed 30 years without one.

I've managed (almost) 48 with one.

 

[The Big Dady]

Sitting in a hospital bed being told my appendix is being removed this afternoon

Good luck, will you be out in time to travel to Fleetwood Town?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Sitting in a hospital bed being told my appendix is being removed this afternoon

As Captain Lance Murdoch said "chicks dig scars"

 

[The Big Dady]

On the plus side you instantly lose some weight.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Good luck, will you be out in time to travel to Fleetwood Town?

Could probably manage half a game

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I've managed (almost) 48 with one.

They are overrated

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I have managed 30 years without one.

Been a long time coming. Been in and out a times over the last 10 years with quite bad pain in that area and they have finally decided it's to come out

 

[RHB]

Been a long time coming. Been in and out a times over the last 10 years with quite bad pain in that area and they have finally decided it's to come out

Good luck mate. Does this mean you will
have to have a catheter up the todge?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Good luck mate. Does this mean you will
have to have a catheter up the todge?

I sincerely hope not unless they take the wrong thing out x

 

[Mad Cyril]

Trying to migrate some French SQL riddled with potentially flawed floating point operations to Apache Spark.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Why should you have to pay a booking fee of £7 to print your own two tickets?

Instead of printing why not make your own tickets with some felt tipped pens and glitter glue?

I bet it would cost a lot less than 7 quid.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I sincerely hope not unless they take the wrong thing out x

I am now Appendix free. Excellent service from the NHS I have to say

 

[RobM]

I am now Appendix free. Excellent service from the NHS I have to say

Had mine out years ago - appendicitis is jolly painful!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Do you get to keep it in a little pickle jar?

 

[RHB]

I am now Appendix free. Excellent service from the NHS I have to say

Do you get to stay in over night and have your choice of dinner on the ward?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Do you get to stay in over night and have your choice of dinner on the ward?

I've been offered dinner. Just chose a ham sarnie and an orange jelly...oh and a coffee. Stayed in last night so hoping to get home tonight

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Do you get to keep it in a little pickle jar?

Not yet but I'm hopeful

 

[RHB]

I've been offered dinner. Just chose a ham sarnie and an orange jelly...oh and a coffee. Stayed in last night so hoping to get home tonight

Glad it went well for you, and better still your escape tunnel is dug and ready.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Glad it went well for you, and better still your escape tunnel is dug and ready.

Well I am home. In a plot twist bigger than Harry turning up at Boots and Laces. I was visited by the surgeon as I was about to leave to tell me that my Appendix wasn't removed. Instead, some unexplained scar tissue and adhesions were found around the Bowel/Appendix area so these were deemed to be the cause of the pain and were removed instead.

I've never had any surgery in that area so how there is scar tissue has bamboozled the surgeon. Probably from when I was abducted by aliens then ?

 

[RHB]

Well I am home. In a plot twist bigger than Harry turning up at Boots and Laces. I was visited by thr surgeon as I was about to leave to tell me that my Appendix wasn't removed. Instead, some unexplained scar tissue and adhesions were found around the Bowel/Appendix area so these were deemed to be the cause of the pain and were removed instead.

I've never had any surgery in that area so how there is scar tissue has bamboozled the surgeon. Probably from when I was abducted by aliens then ?