What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

The man of the house?

I like "cuddles". :winking:

 

[Mad Cyril]

...and yearly Performance Reviews.

Can't I just do my ****ing job? This American management **** style does my head in :angry:

This was your 28,085th post BTW.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Stupid ****-bag ******* lecturer who clearly doesn't understand the concept of "I'M SEEING SKYFALL ON WEDNESDAY YOU ****ING GIT, I'D MUCH RATHER YOU DIDN'T SPOIL IT FOR ME!" and promptly rips my idea to shreds. It was better than every other idea in the room - at least something actually happens, for a start, but no, pick the one idea that might actually get made to **** all over why don't you, you useless ****.

Also, stupid housemates that clearly don't comprehend the concept of "THIS IS MY FOOD, I CANNOT AFFORD TO BUY MUCH MORE, PLEASE DO NOT EAT IT!"

 

[MK Shrimper]

This was your 28,085th post BTW.

Don't be a hater Cyril.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Out of office e-mails are a little annoying anyway although I appreciate sometimes necessary. However, when they are written in this sort of ****tish lingo they really get my goat

"As of close of play Sunday 4th November I will be on a period of
Annual Leave and returning to the business on Wednesday 14th November."

 

[MK Shrimper]

Out of office e-mails are a little annoying anyway although I appreciate sometimes necessary. However, when they are written in this sort of ****tish lingo they really get my goat

"As of close of play Sunday 4th November I will be on a period of
Annual Leave and returning to the business on Wednesday 14th November."

I'm sensing a cricket lover. Was it Yorky B? :whistling:

 

[BrettieAngell]

Not passing my driving test! :angry::angry::angry:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm sensing a cricket lover. Was it Yorky B? :whistling:

It's a standard business term.

Anyway I take holiday instead of annual leave and wouldn't provide such unnecessary information as when my holiday started.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not passing my driving test! :angry::angry::angry:

Chin up mate. The best drivers are those who don't pass first time.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Chin up mate. The best drivers are those who don't pass first time.

That was my 4th, I only got 7 minors aswell.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That was my 4th, I only got 7 minors aswell.

Well if you ran over 7 kids no wonder you failed :winking:

I can't remember how many it took me, but I was around the same number, 4 or 5. Get back on the horse!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Well if you ran over 7 kids no wonder you failed :winking:

I can't remember how many it took me, but I was around the same number, 4 or 5. Get back on the horse!

Next one booked for the 6th of December, costing me £162 a test cos I'm having to do it Clacton! :sad:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Next one booked for the 6th of December, costing me £162 a test cos I'm having to do it Clacton! :sad:

Aye carumba! :stunned:

 

[BrettieAngell]

Aye carumba! :stunned:

Indeed! Next available tests in Southend are in March, its only open 2/3 days a week ridiculous!

 

[South Bank Hank]

"As of close of play Sunday 4th November...

It's a standard business term.

Not on a ****ing Sunday it isn't!!! :nope:

 

[Uncle Leo]

I'm sensing a cricket lover.

No. He's just a prick who thinks writing like that makes him sound clever.

 

[McNasty]

No. He's just a prick who thinks writing like that makes him sound clever.

Anyone we know ?

 

[Uncle Leo]

Anyone we know ?

:smile: I assume not Ken. Lucky you I say!

 

[Bluesmanager]

****ing fireworks...

 

[A Century United]

Indeed! Next available tests in Southend are in March, its only open 2/3 days a week ridiculous!

The Driving Test Centre with the highest pass rate in the UK is Gairloch, a mere 13 miles from me. Unfortunately, nearly 700 miles from you. We get applicants from all over hoping to improve their chances of passing - most of them however fail to take the sensible precaution of a couple of lessons with our local Instructor, so that what they gain from the lack of roundabouts and traffic lights they often lose on the single track roads.