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Just went to make my cup-a-soup and some daft bint was espousing the wonders of Homeopathy.

I had to force my gob shut tightly...but I feel my facial expressions may have given away my thoughts on the subject.
 
The news from my wife that on Saturday March 21st, rather than going to Roots Hall to watch Southend v Cambridge, I'm going to this at a nearby theatre...

Milkshake Live

Bloody hell
 
Uncle Leo said:
The news from my wife that on Saturday March 21st, rather than going to Roots Hall to watch Southend v Cambridge, I'm going to this at a nearby theatre...

Milkshake Live

Bloody hell
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Moe-head-in-oven.jpg
 
Pubey said:
Tell me about it! The cheeky monkey can already find the button on the telly to turn it off. Or as he did one day, turn the volume all the way up!
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That sounds familiar. I only have to be out of the room for three seconds on a Saturday morning before channel 403 is changed to 611...

Although the day, when *very* little, the boy changed it to one of those 900 channels, I didn't know whether to tell him off or pat him on the back.
 
Just watched a news item on TV called 'unboxing'. It seems you unbox a new product you have just bought, filming it and then put the vid on the internet. WTF, the world has gone mad.
 
Uncle Leo said:
That sounds familiar. I only have to be out of the room for three seconds on a Saturday morning before channel 403 is changed to 611...

Although the day, when *very* little, the boy changed it to one of those 900 channels, I didn't know whether to tell him off or pat him on the back.
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My youngest is obsessed with the remote and has done that before. She seems to be able to get the sky to go to options that I have never seen before neither do I know how she got there.
 
School giving us one days notice that it's World Book Day and the kids can dress up as their favourite character.

One day....:nope:

So it'll be kid in a school unform then...
 
MK Shrimper said:
School giving us one days notice that it's World Book Day and the kids can dress up as their favourite character.

One day....:nope:

So it'll be kid in a school unform then...
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No. You can't do that, it's child cruelty, officially notifiable to the NSPCC. If all else fails, then a Winnie the Witch outfit is normally fairly easy to assemble, or Angelina Ballerina, or Burglar Bill, or any Disney Princess. I'm sure Mrs MK can put something together! And remember this is an annual thing so be prepared next year!
 
OldBlueLady said:
No. You can't do that, it's child cruelty, officially notifiable to the NSPCC. If all else fails, then a Winnie the Witch outfit is normally fairly easy to assemble, or Angelina Ballerina, or Burglar Bill, or any Disney Princess. I'm sure Mrs MK can put something together! And remember this is an annual thing so be prepared next year!
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Kids can be so cruel too, I remember a kid at my school. His family didn't have a lot of money and he always used to come in uniform on a non uniform day. He used to have the **** ripped out of him for it, always used to feel sorry for him.
 
MK Shrimper said:
School giving us one days notice that it's World Book Day and the kids can dress up as their favourite character.

One day....:nope:

So it'll be kid in a school unform then...
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Just don't send the child to school. When the school rings tell them he is dressed as God and has already done six days work
 
MK Shrimper said:
School giving us one days notice that it's World Book Day and the kids can dress up as their favourite character.

One day....:nope:

So it'll be kid in a school unform then...
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My wife has spent the last couple of weeks making a Mr. Funny costume for our youngest. She make him a hat (that is amazing), and also some shoe covers. She bought him some gloves, a red nose and a green outfit. He was so excited about putting it on this morning that he forgot his pants!
 
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