MK Shrimper
Striker
David Lammy:
In summary:
Me: "Have you done any Brexit impact assessments?"
@DExEUgov: "Yes, loads, in excruciating detail. We're on top of it"
Me: "Ok, can you publish it so we can see it?"
@DExEUgov: "No, it's secret"
Parliament: "Publish the studies"
@DExEUgov: "They never existed, sorry"
These people are in charge of our smooth exit from the EU. I'm not sure if they are constantly lying or constantly incompetent but I'm guessing it's a mix of the two.
David Davis is at risk of contempt of Parliament in not revealing the impacts of Brexit. They must be so fantastic that he wants to keep it a nice surprise, like waking up on Christmas day to snow on the patio and a copy of Roots To the 92 in your stocking.