Ask Jonny

[canveyshrimper]

How do you know that about pineapple juice?! :stunned: Pretty random fact!

It's something that I've seen referred to on www.blowjobsareus.com by all accounts asparagus leaves a very bitter after taste.

 

[Southend_Lady]

How do you know that about pineapple juice?! :stunned: Pretty random fact!

I didn't know that about pineapple juice but I heard that what you eat and drink does affect the taste of that horrid stuff.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Oh goodness - gourmet versions!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Hmm. Seems like everything's going chesticles skyward. Must be time reopen the surgery....

 

[canveyshrimper]

Dear Jonny,

As a friend and acclyte of that nice Barry Hearn please could you let me have his contact details. I have a very good business proposition to put before him. Although sadly it does not include Orient playing at the Olympic Stadium post 2012.

Yours sincerely
Ron Martin

 

[Gremlin]

Dear Jonny,

I seem to have got myself into a bit of a scrape by spending some money which previously belonged to some big nasty men, some of whom now have the cheek to want some of it back. In addition to avoiding them I also need to extricate myself from my relationships with a well-known local crook and his East London flat development business. Any tips?

Yours ever,
Beano
The Priory

 

[Uncle Leo]

Dear Jonny,

what are your views on Sky Sports News presenter Mike Wedderburn?

Morris Day SP (retd)

 

[MrB]

Dear Jonny,

what are your views on Sky Sports News presenter Mike Wedderburn?

Morris Day SP (retd)

Haha, I've heard he's just been roundhouse kicked into medieval times by Chuck Norris. Wedderburn not Jonny.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Dear Jonny,

As a friend and acclyte of that nice Barry Hearn please could you let me have his contact details. I have a very good business proposition to put before him. Although sadly it does not include Orient playing at the Olympic Stadium post 2012.

Yours sincerely
Ron Martin

Dear Ron,

I'm not sure Barry Hearn has a business plan to keep Orient going beyond 2012, so the Olympic Stadium could be all yours after all! Anyway, here's where to write to:

Sir Barrold H£arn,
Matchroom Tow£rs,
180 Ionlygiv£afkaboutdarts Str££t,
Gr£at ***£tstripping,
£ss£x,
£ngland
M£1 4M£


Love,

Uncle Jonny x

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Dear Jonny,

what are your views on Sky Sports News presenter Mike Wedderburn?

Morris Day SP (retd)

Dear Morris,

I would, but I'm not sure if I'd even have a choice about it. The fact that he hasn't yet murdered Sam Matterface live on air is a source of great disappointment to me, though.


Love,

Uncle Jonny x

 

[DTS]

Dear Jonny,

As a very fashionable man yourself can you give me some insight into whats hot and whats not for the good looking male in the winter of 2009?

Thanks

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Dear Jonny,

Do you think it would be a good idea and I should smack a friend on mine round the face if he makes comments (albeit, ****taking ones) about SUFC, as i'm seeing him tonight?

Vange Shrimper

 

[southend4ever]

Dear Jonny,

Matt Hall has recently just been injured while on loan at Billericay Town. He is only on a 6 month contract until Jan 1st. How do you rate his chances of becoming a success in league football. i note he was the only player of his age group to be offered a pro contract at the end of last season.

Rgds,

Southend4Ever

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Haha, I've heard he's just been roundhouse kicked into medieval times by Chuck Norris. Wedderburn not Jonny.

Ah, now there's a pity

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Dear Jonny,

As a very fashionable man yourself can you give me some insight into whats hot and whats not for the good looking male in the winter of 2009?

Thanks

Dear Dave,

I'm sorry it has taken so long for me to get back to you, but this forum got as boring as fck for a while, so I couldn't be ars... Er, I mean the surgery got wound up by the Inland Revenue and we've had to re-leaunch as AFC Surgery! Anyway, here are my hot tips for Winter 09/10:

HOT! Beards (facial); short thermal shorts; home-knitted Xmas jumpers; Chuck Norris

NOT! Beards (Cheryl Cole); itsy bitsy tennie weenie yellow polka-dot mankinis; kilts; The North

Love,

Uncle Jonny x

[This edition of AFC Surgery was Sponsored by J Sainsburys]

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Dear Jonny,

Do you think it would be a good idea and I should smack a friend on mine round the face if he makes comments (albeit, ****taking ones) about SUFC, as i'm seeing him tonight?

Vange Shrimper

Dear Vange Shrimper,

I hope you got home safely from your 7 hour trip back from Exeter. What were you doing there anyway? With regards to your question, violence is only the answer during domestic disagreements.

Love,

Uncle Jonny x

 

[OldBlueLady]

Dear Uncle Jonny

With my 148th birthday looming in the very near future, how can I convince the younger players (oops, I mean members) of our forum that I am genuinely a decent person and not some pyscho loony fruitcake?

Lotsa love

OBL

 

[Hotman]

Dear obl
I'll help the orient **** out here;
1) stop stalking players on Facebook
2) stop calling everyone by their first names
3) stop posting on every thread
Hope this helps
:)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Dear Uncle Jonny

With my 148th birthday looming in the very near future, how can I convince the younger players (oops, I mean members) of our forum that I am genuinely a decent person and not some pyscho loony fruitcake?

Lotsa love

OBL

Horse.
Bolted.
Stable Door.
Locked.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Dear obl
I'll help the orient **** out here;
1) stop stalking players on Facebook
2) stop calling everyone by their first names
3) stop posting on every thread
Hope this helps
:)

But I don't! They all deleted me cos of all the arseholes on here!