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  1. Shrimper

    Rain!!!

    Sodding rain. had to keep an eye out and get the washing in if it did rain. So it goes and rains and i get soaked in my boxers. Coat did naff all, for what? some clothes that are gonna get wet in the sodding machine anyway. :(
  2. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • aas approx bear boarded boris brough burger cables chums didn didnt dressed dts eaten electrical grotty hadn hes icke ickets literally money moon mph music parenting pork relative sons spread taxi town unknown walls zombies
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Hotman

    muslim prisoners

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/65223/Muslim-inmates-get-new-clothes-if-dog-sniffs-cell Ridiculous. If you don't want to be sniffed by a sniffer dog, don;t do something to get yourself in prison!!
  4. DoDTS

    Newcastle Away 1992-93

    As we seem to be boring Wiggy, with nothing of interest on SZ lets have a trip down memory lane that usually gets some response. NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-2 SOUTHEND UNITED 15th August 1992 Division 1 This was Kevin Keegan's first League match as manager of Newcastle, and he Proudly claimed in the...
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    • boarded claimed didn dressed filling hes icke largest league nobody officers qui rack sammy shelter ski
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. adverts

    some are brilliant whilst many are simply mad. DFS have been having their sale for the past 50 years,likewise MFI. cillet bang where the posh bird says "it cleans my bath easily" dirty cow has the filthest bath in history,unless she has had an entire rugby team in there. old favs must be...

  6. Best And Worst Sidekick

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  7. Scottish_Shrimpers

    chris powell

    plays for leicester!! i didnt know this... anyone know how long hes been there for? be nice to see him back at Roots Hall again during the season!
  8. OldBlueLady

    Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?

    This landed in my email inbox this morning and all the ladies I've shown it to have found it really very funny, so does it have the same effect on men or is the whole subject area such a taboo one that it's beyond you? The Facecloth I was due for a routine cervical smear with the Doctor...
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    • bathroom cleaning didn dressed hes inbox wasn
    • Replies: 73
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Ricey

    Beckham booed by Galaxy fans.

    For fluffing a free kick. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1055910/Becks-booed-fluffs-free-kick--clue-time-zone-hes-in.html
  10. fbm

    The season starts here.

    This last 2 weeks have been, well, lets say testing, even for a long standing Blues fan of 40 years like myself. The last few days in particular has seen fan turn against fan... fans turn against club... fans turn against player and both Tilly and Barrett felt the need (and rightly so) to come...
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    • army following fur hall hes natives singing support tilly
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Scottish_Shrimpers

    Simon Francis

    absolute lazy c*** so far this season... was one of our better players last season particulary at the end but what a joke he is so far this season.. dont get me wrong hes great going forward and does add something to th team in a attack... but defending!!!.... he strolls and walks about to...
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
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    • admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
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    • Thread
    • alcohol anytime army bedroom heaven hes hotty ickle itself lover money outta package puppy screaming shirt stiffy tickle wasn wipe wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. the transfer market ....

    read the SSN news report posted on here about all the ins and outs in league one - it seems clear that the market is stagnant no-one is moving yet - given James Walker cost us good money an Barney must be on good money how much would you expect Tilson to now have at his disposal to blow...
  15. Medway Blue

    Hehehe

    The Excuse - Joke The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want...
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    • bedroom brough continued disrespectful donated dressed eaten hadn hes ive poorly shoe warmed wouldn
    • Replies: 1
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  16. EnglandShrimper

    Casuals/Clothes...

    Anything I should be looking out for. I am talking about fred Perry, Lyle and Scott, Paul and Shark... Anything else? Glasgow Shrimper, I know you know... :)

  17. Fourth Image

    Southend trying to muscle in on another fan group...
  18. ashingdon-shrimper

    Daryl - The thinking behind it?

    I have been thinking, as we all know we only offerd daryl a one year deal instead of two. If he had been offerd a two year deal it would have taken him up to hes testimonial and he would most deffinatly of stayed. where is the logic of only offering a southend legend, a great keeper despite...
  19. Harold Bishop Killer

    Nusery Rhymes For The Modern Era

    Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun-Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It...
  20. ozzy-shrimper

    John Agard

    Hes a poet. I find poetry incredibly boring and meaningless but this one poem half caste is brilliant. I was at the place where he was filmed in the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRrYhpiYzaU The way he says it is brilliant! Anyone else seen him live? Got my last GCSE exam which is...
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