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  1. Slipperduke

    Sympathy For The Devil

    Perhaps we’ve all been a bit too hard on Peter Scudamore this week. Entire legions of the press corps have mercilessly opened fire on the EPL’s Chief Executive in the past five days after he announced that the 20 top flight teams would be slipping on the thigh-high boots and whoring themselves...
  2. Yer Blues

    the stereoscene & bluetonic ratings thread

    flavs: 7 - did alright. didnt really have that much to do Francis: 8 this guy is a legend. kept beckford in his pocket barrett: 7 did his job, made up for heartlepool Clarke : 7 glad we have got him and not leon Stevie: 7 did alright. good set piece for the goal Tommy: 8( got all the vision in...

  3. The Shrimpertruth - more Karma comebacks - the FA Cup

    Funny old world as "no end product" JCR dumps us out and the value of quality players is rammed down our necks. A player who was an outstanding individual talent and a committted team player, JCR ,left SUFC with hardly a thank you and turns up to win 60k prize money plus another FA cup tie for...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • bbc competitive cos cup divide dumps eastwood fa cup fitter foo fro gbp hall hes ive league league one mark gower money parachute shirt
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. cockles is back

    problems up front/at the back............

    Listen lets cut the crap, there are massive problems throughout the structure of the team. Yes you can blame it on the forward line, yes you can pull the defence up, but lets be honest I can't remember seeing a southend team with so little ability to create,change,adapt,to read a game, as i am...
  5. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ant chess convince dose eating enthusiasm enthusiastic flair ful fur hes league nobody pain paint poorly premier qui suppor support tan teenage test trophy twenty vince weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  6. Chris Morris

    I know there are some big fans on here (like me)... here is an update on his new terrorism-baiting project:
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • army bradford funded hes islamic length mis mohammed morris nazis terrorism terrorists
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Tilly N Brush

    Ron Martin

    have a lot of respect for that man hes a good chairman and tells it how it is good to see our chairman speaking the fans thoughts. Interesting that he felt the need to come out today and speak. One point he made was that there would be changes made in the transfer window. THANK YOU there is a...

  8. Glad we are not a big club

    http://www.thestar.co.uk/owls/Laws-draws-up-wish-list.3636787.jp
  9. Lancashire shrimper

    Leon Clarke Goes Back To The Owls

    http://www.thestar.co.uk/sportheadlines/Hitch-means-Clarke-stays-with.3630290.jp Bummer
  10. Lord Football

    Leon Clarke

    THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ON.... Let's face it. He isn't very good. In fact he is dog lazy. His attitude stinks. His body language is that of a man who'd rather be elsewhere. After a promising beginning v Gillingham, he has gone downhill. Whilst he was scoring goals, no one moaned. Well you...

  11. Mr Scannell - a view from Eastleigh

    Look after him Enjoy him He was awsome today Most players would have been injured/unavalible after signing for a league side. Not Scanns,he gave 100% today.Made a goal with the best bit of taking on 3 players ive seen since Pat Nevin. He is not the new Freddie.Hes better.Sorry beer talk but...
    • Loud n Proud EFC
    • Thread
    • ell following hes ive league
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. chadded

    When Girls dont put out.

    When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars physical qui shoes venus
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Southminster_Shrimper

    Swansea Photos On SUFC Website

    So, who is the Santa then......? http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10444~1192138,00.html But more importantly who is two seats to Santas left.......hes asleep!!! Surely the game werent that dull!!?? Or maybe it was....:hilarious:

  14. Swansea - the Shrimper truth

    Are Southend the most easterly club and Swansea the most westerly ? Anyway Tilson is talking up the fixture it looks like it might be worth the hassle - and personally I leave home thinking we can nick the points - no problem. Major worry was Macca as he was obviously feeling an injury...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • afterwards baily concrete didn foo hasn hassle hes ish jury league midday money pain port resources rut tear town unprofessional unusually wives
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)

    An index or a guide..... - Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny) - Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper) - Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc) - The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly...
    • Southminster_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • amused arrives chocolate cos discussed doh essex exam foo gaff harmony hes hut industry isnt jcb league lived meals money nhs postings shelter southminster toy usage whos
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. its Darryl time ......

    not sure where our keeper was for the Luton goal but surely Darryl can have his shirt back now .... after all hes bloody brilliant
  17. Uncle Leo

    How dense can you be?

    It never ceases to amaze me when you see people try and enter a tube station via the 'exit' barriers. Does the big red 'X' not make it clear enough? I mean, presumably they've got enough brains to put clothes on in the morning and actually walk to the tube station, so why the mental block at...
  18. steveo

    what really hacks me off..

    1) why is Lawrenson commentatng - hes an Eire player 2) why are we playing with 1 up front at home 3) why is the third choice keeper suddenly the number 1 4) why is Mclaren standing there with a brolly? Put a hat on and get wetwith the rest of the team. 5) why do we have to hoof it long just...
  19. J

    Manner's Way This evening..

    At around 10:23 this evening, i seemed to stumble over an incident? The road was closed from okengrange... to cuckoo corner? ANybody heard anything... loads of plain clothes, and unmarked police cars??
  20. Winkle

    Thailand?

    Had a right old yarn with the taxi driver taking me home last night. Turns out he lives in Thailand but comes home to work for four monthes of the year just to earn enough money to go back home and live for the rest of the year. Not all that strange you would think, but I would say he was in...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • fro hes money taxi thailand wouldn yar
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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