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  1. DTS

    How domesticated are you?

    This thead stems from the woman I work opposite's husband. Now this bloke is such a toby it amazes me. He cannot do any of the basic functions such as cook, clean, iron, wash his clobber...What a waster.... Last week we all went out and all he has to do was push start on the microwave which...
    • DTS
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    • didn didnt diy hes iron jobs larger
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. cockles is back

    Heard last night from our scout Kevin Lock

    that we are looking at signing a non league player, called Dean Neale the deal has been done and will be announced tommorow hes from Fisher Athletic, and they reckon he is the next freddie eastwood apparently cant find anything on the net about him, does anyone have any goss on him Ricey??? can...
  3. Shrimpersunited

    What cup?

    Moving down into League One next seasons adds another cup to our diary's; the JPT. Some love it, some hate it. But what i wanna know is what cup do we stand the best success in. In other words what cup will we progress the furthest in?
  4. pickledseal

    An appeal for your help...

    Dear All... As some of you already know, This July, I will be traveling to the Tigray region of Ethiopia with CAFOD, to work with disadvantaged children. The duration of my assignment will be for six weeks, during which time I shall be working within a local community at a school in Mekelle...
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    • aids arrange cos curly develop electronic equipped essex featuring fitted fitting fur gain generosity hes ive musician photography posted religion resources schools snakes sports teacher types vulnerable worker
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Wessex

    Football culture and match day scrap book

    Just had a thought about doing a photo / image scrapbook that shows pictures that are evocative of footy subculture and the whole match day experience for you all. This can be anything from any clubs that mean something to you not just Southend but others as well, grounds both old & new...
    • Wessex
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    • culture dial foo hes ive scrapbook town
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    Making a show of yourself

    Here is what happened... Last night down at TBTV HQ, I had a few select friends over for a BBQ and **** up, well one of my good friends Mr. CS Schnider was talking about his woman hes been with since x-mas fair play to the lad, but shes got baggage (a 10 month old baby) now I love this fella as...
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    • bbq blah bone della hes ish lou spin voice
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    Going on from the SZ Dinner Party - TBTV Poster of the year award!!!

    List your top 10 SZ Posters in no real order (unless you want to) and why you think they are top poster this season... name that crops up the most will win TB's Unoffical Poster of the year award!!! (currently a free pie at southampton) Mine is...... 1. CS J - Hellraiser 2. Smiffy - POST POST...

  8. so, who got jcr's boots?

    anyone? im telling you, hes off
  9. Rusty Lee

    Stiffs Loose

    Went to watch the reserves this afternoon, lost 3-0 to Norwich apart from the 1st 10mins of the first half we looked awful. The senior players who were out there (Sodje, Hunt, Lawson, Harold) looked uninterested and already on holiday. Quick mention to Spinner the true pro still played like...
  10. The Big Shrimp

    FA Cup Final Ref

    Just to prove the FA know nothing, or should I say Fcuk All, about our beloved game, have you seen who has been appointed ref for this showpiece event? Steve "Fcuking useless ****" Bennett. I can see it now, an exciting end to end game full of chances & excitement, when Fat boy Frank breathes...
  11. TrueBlue

    Ticket Plea

    Just rang club ticket office Southampton tickets are now SOLD OUT nice of the offical site to inform me any how I am trying to get a ticket for a mate who is at Preston Uni hes a shrimper through and through, I know he should have pulled his finger out earlier but alas, anyway anybody got a...
  12. DTS

    Totally random people that you dislike in your daily life.

    Maybe its just me but I have got a couple of people that I really really dislike in the course of my day who I dont even know. I am sure they are good people but for some reason I just cant stand them. They are as follows. 1) Fat Black bloke down the gym. REASON FOR DISLIKE- Hogs running...
    • DTS
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    • cup hes mix neighbours
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Winkle

    Could lesbienism be considered as a form of Art?

    Some of you no that at the age of 41, I consider myself a man of the world, and someone who is attempting (for the last time) to drag his sorry carcus round 26.2 miles of london in under a monthes time. Whilst competing in a half marathon at the weekend, I was aware of to two quite preety girls...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • doesnt hes lived pace pulled qui ran
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Stats

    Anyone know a decent boiler repairer?

    My boilers packed up this morning so I'm sitting here with several layers of clothes on and a wooly hat. Anyone recommend a decent boiler technician in the Southend area? Cheers Stats

  15. Leicester at home - The shrimper Truth - more Pride and Passion.

    the refs committee sent its three biggest ******* down to "tiny" Roots Hall hoping no-one would notice. The idiots were duly sussed out by the "small" crowd of ten and half thousand and as the decisions got worse and worse the pressure from the up close Shrimpers blew the officials last...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • atmosphere cas continued cos didn eastwood endurance escort foo freddy eastwood hall heres hes jury mis rolling roots sussed twenty uns
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. CHEMICO FC

    Dave Cowley

    Dave Cowley Is One For The Future Mark My Words He Scored In The Reserves Today Hes Got Great Skill,he Be In The First Team Soon.
  17. Mad Cyril

    Leon Cort

    Cultured centre half Leon Cort has Joined Hull City on a free transfer. He is hoping to impress Tigers manager Peter Taylor with his impressive range of passing and intelligent use of the ball.
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    • ant bbc burn cort cos crack didn didnt eastwood foo football fro hall hanks hasn heres hes joi ley neutral peter taylor rate roots singing southend suppor taylor tigers town wasn
    • Replies: 232
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Phippsy

    training perseverence!

    can one of my battrick buddies please tell me if this guy i got is worth persevering(sp) with as my main spinner? i dont really know when hes due to pop his bowling but he has been this level for an age. sorry for my incompetence once again on the subject. Glenn Ryno (964259) RH Batsman, RH...
  19. CHEMICO FC

    Richie Foran - looks a great player

    Hes got that look and abilitly of Craig Belamey,i think you will agree with me, those that se him last saturday will do, the rest of you on friday night to.He looks a good player.
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