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  1. Napster

    Words fail me

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1165131/Two-cars-hes-young-drive-jetski-20-000-blown-birthday---Britains-spoilt-teenager.html
  2. DTS

    Question Is Laurent much cop?

    When I first saw Laurent I thoughy he was immense. A goal almost everytime he touched it seemed like a reasonable return from our French chum. However as the weeks have rolled on I am less and less impressed by him. My main issues are. * Big man who never wins any headers. * Goes down to...
  3. blues_r_best

    Heston's Victorian Feast

    Did anyone watch this last night? Was absolutely brilliant.
  4. duncan bulgaria

    Stories your parents tell your missus about you as a kid to embarass you !!

    We've all been there fella's and ladies , took a new girl to meet the family and they get the old photos out etc and then start by telling stories about you as a kid and what you got up to . My ma has her favourite of many up her sleeve about me when i was living at home and she was out in the...
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  5. MisterStubbs

    "Southend" mentioned by Harry Redknapp

    Admitted in an interview on ssn that hes Tottenham side would have been down in Southend walking the pier and eating jelly ells if it wasnt for their fixtures ahead of the carling cup final. Shame.... would have thrown some abuse at the players if i saw them.
  6. BesideTheSeaside

    Am I the only one...

    ...That doesnt rate dougie freedman? I know im probably going to get slated on here but i really dont care. I think hes lazy, he thinks hes better than everyone else, his attitude stinks..he blames everything on everybody else apart from himself. He cant even be on the pitch a full game...
  7. OldBlueLady

    Aftermatch "Clique" Indian Meal

    Yes, I used the "C" word - hard really to use anything else under the circumstances. Just wanted to say what a great evening we all had up at the Tandoori Parlour in Thundersley, how nice it was to have almost all of the "gang" together (now I've used the "G" word which I abhor more than the...
  8. canveyshrimper

    A Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. manor15

    Danijel Subotic

    Was surfing the net and on www.footballtalentspotter.com Danijel Subotic was down as 1 of our players, i googled him and it says he plays for portsmouth could it be a loan deal we dont know about or a mistake by the site He's Swiss, 20 and sounds like a good striker hes also 6"2'
  10. manor15

    dean brill

    not a bad keeper wanted by hull in the summer cheap cos hes at luton wouldnt turn down the chance to stay in league football? currently not in there team cos he doesnt wanna be there have a look tilly
  11. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
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  12. Izzy Iriekpen

    Just an idea, just notcied hes left Scunthorpe on free transer. Big 6ft + centeral defender, maybe worth a look at as cover maybe?
  13. AdamTheShrimper

    Dean Gerken

    Just looked on the BBC website and hes been sent on loan to Darlington? i dont look at the Col u team but last time i looked he was first choice there???

  14. Chelsea ratings

    Cudicini - nice outfit - looked really excellent picking the ball out of the net Ferreira - terrified of Stanislas, (rumours that he will be replaced by Simon Francis) Carvalho - very very poor in the air - Ivanovic - who ? Ashley Cole - could be useful as cover for Herd as long as hes...

  15. Breaking News Southend 09/10 Kit

    Right... So that's the luck/soft issue sorted then...
  16. ashingdon-shrimper

    How Patient Is Ron..

    This has been on my mind and many of yours im sure...how patient is ron when it comes to poor results and wielding the axe on managers. Its clear to see tilly has bought great amount of sucsess to this club, and ron has cashed in on this and rightly so. And im sure he has built a good...

  17. M.K.Dons away-are you going?

    I'm getting my ticket tomorrow now they are on general sale and no mention of our 1500 allocation having already sold out. Do many fans plan to go or are you; A, Saving your money for a great day out at chelsea B, Entertaining or visiting family over christmas...

  18. screwed up by the loan system ... .... .... ..

    i remember the demand on this board for Tilson to get some decent players in and to use the loan system (which I hate) to our advanatge..... and hes done well in attracting some quality young players .... who then have to learn how to play in real games against experienced pros with a lot at...
  19. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - York (Dec 92)

    Please forgive this old git a bit of self indulgence, but as this is my 10,000th post, and before I get back to working for a living, I decided I would do another away day article. For the purpose of this article I have chosen an away trip to York in December 1972. As ever my memory played...
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  20. chadded

    A good clean Thursday afternoon joke.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...
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    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars outfit physical qui shoes venus
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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