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  1. Shrimper2thecore

    Hand held speed cameras

    ...that the police hide in dark clothes on the side of the road pointing at cars. Anyone know: 1) How far can they reach? 2) How reliable are they? 3) Are you still allowed speed limt + 10% + 2 mph?
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    Phone Call

    Shamelessly nicked from another forum... **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mummy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't...
  3. MisterStubbs

    Dougie Freedman on sky sports AGAIN

    Just turned over to sky sports 1 to watch tonights football and dougie boy is in the studio at Selhurst Park with Geoff Stirling, could this be the next path of hes career when he hangs hes boots up? certainly seems that way. Hasnt mentioned to much about us yet thou...
  4. MisterStubbs

    Norwich talking to Number 1 target

    just announced on ssn. Norwich are talking to there number 1 target after given permissions by hes club. Norwich have not yet released the candidates name thou. Could this be Tilly? I know there is a simular thread but i fought it deserved its own one :)
  5. Ayrshire Blue

    Pre-Match Thread AB's Huddersfield Preview

    Southend United vs Huddersfield Town 8/8/2009 Southend kick off the 2009-10 season with a tough fixture against big spending Huddersfield Town. The game marks the return of former on loan striker Theo Robinson and reigning Player of the Season Peter Clarke. Huddersfield have been the League...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. The General

    Is the bird from La Roux a lesbian!?

    Or just stupid hair in the annoying video?! (we'll ignore the stupid clothes!) Vote now. Thank you! Kev
  7. MisterStubbs

    Norwich City/ Anthony Grant

    Norwich City have signed Grant Holt from Shewsbury Town. I know we have too many strikers but always fought he could have done a job here. But never mind, Im guessing Norwich will be the team to beat this season. More to the point, i have a friend who is a City fan through and through. He...

  8. Friendly Fires

    yay or nay? At first i did the usual thing of ignoring them whilst everyone else went crazy... thinking they were the emperors new clothes (or the new Klaxons). However the album is flipping superb, and footage from T in the Park looks amazing! they worth trying to catch live?
    • Pubey
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Rusty Shackleford

    Merry widower Jack Tweed

    In the Jade Goody RIP thread a few months back, CCC Siders predicted: I would imagine the violent little twonk (Tweed) is now a made man. Give it 6 months before OK magazine has him on the front cover with some blonde bird headlined "How I found solace in the arms of [insert name] following my...

  11. Craig Calver

    Dont about anyone else but i am really hoping Tilly gives this kid some match time in pre season, due to squad size cant see why not, scored loads for youth and reserves and hopefully a bit of homegrown goalscoring talent coming through this season. Come on Tilly if hes good enough hes old...
  12. Irish_Shrimper

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Anyone have any interest in seeing this? I played a print of it through last night at work before the public shows out this Friday (Dunno if it is the same date in England or not), and it was a huge disappointment. I loved the first one, but this was long, drawn out, poor enough storyline, the...
  13. MisterStubbs

    Time to look forward to the future

    Right i know the loss of Peter Clarke is a real big one. He made that center back posistion hes own and was certainly one of the better perfromers over the last 2 seasons. But hes gone now and its time to move on and look for a replacement. BUT!! Who is good enough to come in a replace him...

  14. ex shrimpers

    was very fond of Clarke - not least cos his dad always made sure he gave away any spare complimentaries .... BUT theres a picture of him in Huddersfield shirt so surely hes in the ex shrimpers bin now .....
  15. Moridin

    Glad to be back at work.... Or not.

    As a very laid back kind of chap, it does take quite a lot to rile me, but today has been one of those days… :punch: After five long months of signing on, I landed myself a job as a Rent Officer for a Housing Association, not ideal, but better than scabbing pints from my friends :) I attended...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Hawkwell Blue

    Question Where were you when......

    With so many great moments in our recent history I have been lucky to have been at many of them, Championship 1981, Stockport in 1987, Peterborough in 1990, Bury in 1991, Col U semi final at Roots Hall in the LDV in 2004, Bristol City and Man U in 2006 and Chelsea away this year. However, I did...
  17. DTS

    Question Memory Card help / Digital Camera.

    Last week was one of my best mates birthdays and so a group of us went out in Brighton. Having started at 2pm the night as you can expect got a bit messy and we ended up in a bar where the women I am lead to believe take there clothes off for money. Personally I am too tight to part with money...
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    • bbq dts hes money wives
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    I wish I'd Gone To Hayes

    Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea So was it Guus Hiddink's tactics or Petr Cech's saves? Was it the referee and his failure to spot a late tug on Theirry Henry or was it Barcelona's inability to take their chances? Chelsea fans won't give two hoots. The net result of this rather grim affair was a scoreless...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. RobM

    Kids at home - keep?

    OK here's today's question. If you have/had an adult child (say, 20 years old) living with you and working full time, how much 'keep' should they pay you? Just include 'rent', food. utilities. Personal things (clothes, car etc.) would be their own expense.
  20. Slipperduke

    Five From Five

    England 2-1 Ukraine Crouch, 29 Shevchenko, 74 Terry, 85 It was his strongest display of emotion so far. As the final whistle blew, Fabio Capello marched out of his technical area, raised his clenched fists to the sky and roared triumphantly. This was a far more impressive scoreline than it...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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