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  1. ozzy-shrimper

    Mark Dolan

    Hes on channel 4 now meeting the worlds smallest men. Hes the presenter off Balls Of Steel. He always came across to me as being one of those annoying presenters but watching this he seems to be a pretty nice guy! He picked up one of the smallest men who was 16 held him up and helped him see...
  2. Scottish_Shrimpers

    James Walker - Sign him up!

    i cant believe some people dont want to sign this man... the drivel that we have had to watch this season up front... Harrold - Useless Hooper - get over it he is not good enough at this level and has had more than enough chances MacDonald - never given much of a chance but the step up from...
  3. AdamTheShrimper

    Coaches to Doncaster

    Hi everyone, ive already got my tickets for the game but havent yet booked a place on a coach because im waiting on a friend to confirm hes coming. Is the number of coaches there laying on for the game mirroring the tickets sold?? :unsure:
  4. Sherif H

    We will win because....

    ...I have just purchased a replica armband signed by Adam 'Armband' Barrett, and I do not intend to take it off until the final whistle on Friday. It will be under my work clothes tomorrow whilst on site at Cuckoo Farm too! :D
  5. Maudebe

    eastwood

    dont know whether its been mebtioned but hes been put up for sale could we or should afford him if the price is right http://www.wolves.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/0,,10307~1308353,00.html
  6. AdamTheShrimper

    Barrington Belgrave

    I was looking at my old programmes the other day and i remembered little barrington belgrave! can anyone tell me where hes playing these days? i know he left and joined farnborough, just not sure if hes still there or moved on...:unsure: Also on my old programmes, i think it was 2002/2003...
  7. Ricey

    Jamel Campbell-Ryce

    Scored his first goal for Barnsley today against Southampton.
    • Ricey
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  8. Branded clothes

    Simple, do you care if they've got a "name" on them? Me, I get clothes when I have to in sales in cut price clearance Next in MK or only when there are sales on. £5 is the max I'd pay for a perfectly good T-shirt! So, do you blow your dosh on clothes just because they've got a little symbol and...
  9. Winkle

    Vanity?

    I like to think I have been around a bit, you know, seen a few things preety much unshockable really, however over the last few months I have been hearing so many different stories especially when it comes to looking after oneself regarding appearance and grooming. Last night A very good friend...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • alittle crack especially everyday hes nails oneself tsunami
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Should Czech midgets be half price in a brothel?

    Benny Boy has just come back from Prague on his mates stag do. He landed Sunday and was meant to be back in Monday but due to the fact that he is a big girl he has not been back into work until today. As usual the big man and I went for lunch and swapped stories. His of his mates smashing...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • childrens cos didn didnt hes larger money
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. ldnfatso

    Carlisle Away

    I think now is the time to encourage as many Blues supporters to make the trek to Carlisle. Firstly, We are currently in the Playoff positions and at a push may get 2nd place and every point is now crucial and the team need as many people behind them as possible. Secondly, this is a big game...

  12. Charlton Heston RIP

    Ignoring he became the spokesperson for the NRA, I remember his from one of my all time favourite films, Planet Of The Apes. RIP Charlton.
  13. DTS

    Will there be a dress code in the directors box tonight?

    My mate Hornchurch Matt is well in with all the staff ar Hornchurch and has secured me and him two tickets for the directors box tonight at the hall. As you can imagine tickets are changing hands like wildfire. He has already been offered £500 a ticket but we have had to decline as I want to...
  14. Winkle

    The innocence of children!

    Real school projects on the "sea" Number 13 is my favorite! R1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • ant christopher crabs didn eating hes screaming skiing sting testicles winds
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Swindon Weekend Trip Review

    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Swindon vs SUFC (weekend) After the infamous trip to Cheltenham, the Showaddywaddy were back in business for the Easter Monday trip to Swindon. Having made the decision to have a night out on the Sunday (with the inclusion of the missus aswell) we left Southend on...
    • TrueBlue
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. The Misery Section ... ...

    I am really fed up with all this rah rah - TBV stuff etc. and want to get back to sitting at Roots Hall slagging off our players and having a proper good moan and groan. I writing to Ron Martin and demanding we are given the front four rows of the east and west stand so we can really get...

  17. new chant for the barrett (i very bored!)

    as you can probably tell i am very bored so thought a new chant as others seem to have been doing... fought of this for adam barrett let me know what you think! to the tune of lily the pink well drink a drink a drink to barrett the king the king the king for hes the captain of our football...
  18. DTS

    Who is the best Charlie?

    I cant believe that no-one has posted already but we currently have x3 Charlies playing for the club which must be a first. But who is the best. Charlie Mac - The pint sized striker whos specialities include getting injured and getting injured. Charles Ademeno - He really is the man for the...
  19. cockles is back

    are you wearing clothes tomorrow at millwall?

    My pole for today, people must remember I don't have a clue how to set up poles so these are my four choices: yes 100% No skins only for me My name is Brains and I wear a dress Im a Step ladder, I don't go to football on a personal one, I will be sticking to line dancing and finguring my...

  20. Best moment for me Saturday -

    was when Mark Gower completely mi**** a cross or shot over the North Bank and .......the moaners started and the a few insults were hurled and you see his head go down BUT then a few people started clapping and shouting encouragement and appreciation and getting off their seats to clap and he...
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