Ayrshire Blue
The Custard Splat
10/10 for effort
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Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.
Pubey
Guest
Q. Why did 80,000 people boo George Osborne at the Olympic Stadium last night?
A. Because the Olympic Stadium only holds 80,000 people.
A. Because the Olympic Stadium only holds 80,000 people.
Jedi Shrimper
formerly Drastic™
George Osborne was deemed 'unfit for work' by 80,000 assessors in East London last night.
hockleyeast1964
sons taxi and bank
It's great to see there have been none of those awful trolls on facebook taking the **** out our paralympians.It was great to see Ellie Simmonds win her swim.I bet her father was happy.....or sneezy.
davewebbsbrain
Webby⭐🦐
They had the parade round London on an open top bus...The irony that they put the window lickers at the top
buffalowolf
Director
unfair: Its unfair when you get your wife / girlfriend pregnant , and all her friends come around , stroke her belly and congratulate her, but not one of them comes over rubs your dick and says GOOD JOB !
southend4ever
I used to play a little.
That's a good one for you Steveo! Presuming that is the length of your penis and therefore I am having a good laugh!
MK Shrimper
Striker
All I can say is good move Steveo.
steveo
mine to stay the same please
Might be ok in a year or so MK.
Bluesmanager
I'm a Barbie Girl
Student Finance is a ****ing joke... Shame it's not a funny one though.
southend4ever
I used to play a little.
JD Sports have just released the latest Jimmy Saville memorabillia. The Jimmy Saville Shell Suits come with adult tops but you have to fit into kids bottoms.
southend4ever
I used to play a little.
What's six inches long, brown, stinks and you wouldn't want to find in your kids bedroom?
Jimmy Saville's cigar.
Jimmy Saville's cigar.
southend4ever
I used to play a little.
:thumbsup:
blues_r_best
Entertainment 7wenty
See Jimmy Saville thread
hockleyeast1964
sons taxi and bank
Susan Boyle has just gone to Jimmy Savillles defence saying' I was on Jim'll fix it when i was 13 and he never touched me.'
londonblue
Topgun Pilot
Found out a midget friend of mine was pickpocketed yesterday. I mean, how could anyone stoop so low?
hockleyeast1964
sons taxi and bank
OLD CHRISTMAS JOKE
I slipped over in the kitchen today and a mince pie got stuck up my bumhole.Luckily the doctor had some cream for it.
I slipped over in the kitchen today and a mince pie got stuck up my bumhole.Luckily the doctor had some cream for it.
Bluesmanager
I'm a Barbie Girl
"Sorry mate, we don't serve Timelords."
The Doctor walks into a bar.
The Doctor walks into a bar.
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