Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.

[RHB]

To which he then used to add 'good job he didn't shout!'

He did indeed, I'd forgotten that.

 

[Userorange]

Why can’t a duck fly upside down?

Because it would quack up......

 

[Cricko]

Hmmm.

 

[RobM]

I asked my gym instructor - "Which machine would make me more attractive to women?" He said "There's an ATM in Barclays!"

 

[* ORM *]

Just back from holiday in Thailand and I came so close to shagging a ladyboy!!

Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talkedlike a lady, kissed like a lady……….

It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed the
car into the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a ****ing minute ..”

 

[RHB]

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

So sad to hear about that Fortune-Teller that got hit by a bus and died. I bet she didn't see that coming.

 

[SUBBlue]

Why do the Welsh shag sheep?

Well they may not be much to look at but they’re usually minted…

Sorry..

 

[old leigh shrimper]

Sadly my grief counsellor died a little while ago.She was really good though, i didn't give a sh*t.

 

[Cricko]

 

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[Floval Flyer]

 

[Cricko]

 

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[Cricko]

He was a very cost effective official and played his whole referee career with just one uniform.
Although he changed 5 tops, 7 pairs of shorts , 4 pairs of socks and 5 pairs of boots.