Worst Movie Ever

[canveyshrimper]

Nell.

Watching this I realised the makers had found a cure for insomnia.

 

[Bluesmanager]

I trump the lot of you.

Batman and Robin

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I trump the lot of you.

Batman and Robin

That was dire. I also disliked 21 grams.

Rubbish.

 

[Beefy]

Dumb and Dumber for me. One of the few films to make me actively consider genocide as an option

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That's in my top five favourite films ever.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Can't believe Mr B has nominated 8 mile!! Booooooo!

Another vote for 'Snakes on a plane' here. It was so bad i couldn't help but laugh. Closely followed by a film called 'Open Water'. 2 people get stranded at sea. You watch said 2 people float in the water for 2 hours. Then the 2 people get eaten by a shark. The end.

Complete and utter *****

 

[markw]

sorry if its already on here but i think its called 'the mist' and it had the guy from the bt adverts in, i guess it is based in WW2 but it was awful :P

 

[Calvin Candie]

green street 1&2 (espicially 2 as its obviously aimed at a dumbed down yank audience) and bladerunner

 

[markw]

red eye was **** poor as well and hour and a bit of a bloke on a plane who gets shot, pencil through windpipe, runs however far to womens house, kicked downstairs, household items thrown at him, stabbed with a high heel and then shot again

 

[DTS]

Employee of the month, which was played on the coach on the way up to Hull. It was really, really, really, really, really, really, really poor.

Yes it awful having to watch Jessica Simpson for two hours I agree:stunned:

 

[MK Shrimper]

green street 1&2 (espicially 2 as its obviously aimed at a dumbed down yank audience) and bladerunner

Bladerunner? It's an all time classic. Brilliant (ad libbed) dialogue from Roy Batty as he dies...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Employee of the month, which was played on the coach on the way up to Hull. It was really, really, really, really, really, really, really poor.

Agreed .. i saw the ads for it and thought it looked pretty funny

it wasn't

 

[Davros]

Starship Troopers 2

 

[Pubey]

Righteous Kill. Rob De Niro and Al Pacino so I thought it would be half decent, I would have walked out but didnt want to disturb others around me, I was very tempted to ask for a refund.

good call... it's ****ing terrible!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Dude Where's My Car. In the cinema. I'm still in therapy.

 

[Strykr]

If we can do a "Worst 20 Minutes of a Film Ever" then I'm nominating the latest Indiana Jones tragedy. The last 20 minutes of that film were absolute garbage, focusing on some nonsensical Aztec/Aliens bull **** that did nothing apart from destroy my opinions on a franchise I loved when I was younger.

Also, it was shameful to cast Shia Le-F*cking-Beouf in that film in order to extend the franchise past Harrison Ford.

yep film ruined by spielbergs lazy alien fetish

also russians are a poor second to the nazis.

 

[Tommy2holes]

Well im no dunce , but my bro is at cambridge uni and recommended the life aquatic with bill murray

I have to say that was the biggest pile of gash i have ever watched in my whole life.

Special mention goes to:

Land of the lost 1/10
Cable guy 1/10
Royal tennanbaums 0/10

 

[Mad Cyril]

Dumb and Dumber for me. One of the few films to make me actively consider genocide as an option

I think Dumb and Dumber is a quality film. A bit too much toilet humor but some great lines.

 

[Pubey]

I think Dumb and Dumber is a quality film. A bit too much toilet humor but some great lines.

definitely, it's a quality film!

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Well im no dunce , but my bro is at cambridge uni and recommended the life aquatic with bill murray

I have to say that was the biggest pile of gash i have ever watched in my whole life.

Special mention goes to:

Land of the lost 1/10
Cable guy 1/10
Royal tennanbaums 0/10

Life Aquatic and Tenenbaums are both quality films, Wes Anderson is a genius!

 

[Lester Bangs]

Well im no dunce , but my bro is at cambridge uni and recommended the life aquatic with bill murray

This film is genius, oh well one mans meat and all that.