Worst Movie Ever

[Matt the Shrimp]

Ooh, someone mentioned "on a flight", which reminded me that I had the horrendous misfortune to be stuck on a plane showing The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

I will never get back those 90 minutes of my life. I think I've had more fun filling in a tax return. Pathetically bad.

I caught about 5 miunutes of Van Helsing and decided that, no matter how fit Kate Beckinsale looks in the film, it was so stupid that it really wasn't worth watching.

Matt

 

[Reg Martin]

Citizen Kane

 

[OldBlueLady]

Can I just nominate the original cartoon version of Lord of the Rings? It was always intended to extend to the whole book, but never did so therefore the film finished as the Fellowship arrive at the river crossing on the approach to Rivendell with the Ringwraiths on their tail. At which point the film ended.

 

[Dave of the Match]

Employee of the month, which was played on the coach on the way up to Hull. It was really, really, really, really, really, really, really poor.

 

[Crawliano]

I caught about 5 miunutes of Van Helsing and decided that, no matter how fit Kate Beckinsale looks in the film, it was so stupid that it really wasn't worth watching.
Matt

I went to a cinema to see that after hearing somewhere it was brilliant. The best moment was the bit where someone said "Romaaaaaaaaaaaaaania" like they were in a Mel Brooks comedy and shortly after I chose to go for the world's longest **** and then sit on a sofa outside the screen and make a few phone calls warning NOT to go to see the film, I walked in to watch the last half hour and still wanted to die.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Employee of the month, which was played on the coach on the way up to Hull. It was really, really, really, really, really, really, really poor.

Oh come on Dan, you were texting me how much you were enjoying it!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Star Trek Generations, I left the cinema after 20 minutes what a load of ****ing crap!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Can I just nominate the original cartoon version of Lord of the Rings? It was always intended to extend to the whole book, but never did so therefore the film finished as the Fellowship arrive at the river crossing on the approach to Rivendell with the Ringwraiths on their tail. At which point the film ended.

They ran out of money! In it's day it was groundbreaking with the animation drawn over live action scenes.

 

[OldBlueLady]

They ran out of money! In it's day it was groundbreaking with the animation drawn over live action scenes.

I know that, but it was the fact it left you at that point! Bad budgetting - something I'm often accused of!

 

[Bluesmanager]

I'm gonna say the Buffy film. The 90s one before the tV series. My Gods, what a pile of **** that was.

 

[BoyWonder2]

I'm staggered at the likes of 8 mile, transformers and employee of the month making this list.

Another nomination for Van Hesling for me.

 

[chadded]

Oh, 7 pounds is another **** film.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Shaoling Soccer, I win.

 

[Beefy]

If we can do a "Worst 20 Minutes of a Film Ever" then I'm nominating the latest Indiana Jones tragedy. The last 20 minutes of that film were absolute garbage, focusing on some nonsensical Aztec/Aliens bull **** that did nothing apart from destroy my opinions on a franchise I loved when I was younger.

Also, it was shameful to cast Shia Le-F*cking-Beouf in that film in order to extend the franchise past Harrison Ford.

I thought that everything other than the first twenty minutes was bad enough to get it nominated for this thread. I've certainly never left a cinema feeling anywhere near as angry as I felt when I left that night.

Guest House Paridiso is a cracking shout in this.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Shaoling Soccer, I win.

Nah, it's good silly fun.

 

[Stats]

Captain Correlli's Manjarin.

Went with a mate and a couple of ladies, knew it was more a girly film but with Nic Cage in surely it would be ok.

I've never been so bored in my life at the movies, ended up chatting through most of it and have no idea what happened in the film.

 

[CyrilSneer]

The only film which led to me walking out the cinema before its ending. Striptease, awful awful film

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Righteous Kill. Rob De Niro and Al Pacino so I thought it would be half decent, I would have walked out but didnt want to disturb others around me, I was very tempted to ask for a refund.

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Dumb and Dumber for me. One of the few films to make me actively consider genocide as an option

 

[jassyfa1]

Bram Strokers Dracula, I fell to sleep in the pictures