Worst Movie Ever

[EastStandBlue]

Transformers. so bad it was funny.

See, I actually don't mind the Transformers films... If you take them exactly for what they are, 2 hours of Michael Bay inspired Explosions and Women with Big Boobs, then you won't be let down. It made me laugh when I read one review saying that it was totally not what he was expecting and that it was utter garbage.

I'm sorry, but how could a Film Critic by trade walk into a Michael Bay film and not expect a loose plot with several flaws, but a lot of testosterone-filled scenes of destruction?

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Spanglish or I Heart Huckabees... My Flatmate has an odd fixation with that guy from Dogma, I think it's Jason Smith, and he directed both of these. They are painfully awful.

Director/Writer of I heart Huckabee's was David O. Russell

Director/Writer of Spanglish is David L Brooks

Neither film had anything to do with the brilliant Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back). How dare you sully his name. :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Burn After Reading - complete and utter bollocks. Was totally let down by this as it had a cracking cast but a **** poor storyline and really not funny.

Boo! Not the Coen's best but still head and shoulders over most guff that comes out of Hollywood these days.

I remember watching Basic Instinct on fast forward because I got so bored of it. There's just too much ***** coming out of Hollywood these days.

 

[Ricey]

What other films have the Coen's done then?

 

[Lester Bangs]

I had the misfortune of watching this on a long haul flight.

It is unbelievably cringeworthy with both Bloom and Dunst thinking that they're the worlds best actor and actress, they're both so smug is truly nauseating.

A terrible script as well, really a shocking production.

 

[MK Shrimper]

What other films have the Coen's done then?

You bloody heathen!

Fargo, Blood Simple, Millers Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski.....

Some of the finest works of cinema in the last 20 years.

 

[Ricey]

Ocean's Twelve, purely for the part where Julia Roberts plays a Julia Roberts look a like.

 

[BrettieAngell]

You bloody heathen!

Fargo, Blood Simple, Millers Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski.....

Some of the finest works of cinema in the last 20 years.

I'm gonna risk being called a heathen but I haven't seen any of those films!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'm gonna risk being called a heathen but I haven't seen any of those films!

Shocked and STUNNED!

Get yourself down Blockbusters this minute, and take Ricey with ya!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Shocked and STUNNED!

Get yourself down Blockbusters this minute, and take Ricey with ya!

There used to be one round the corner but its a block of flats now!

 

[Ricey]

You bloody heathen!

Fargo, Blood Simple, Millers Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski.....

Some of the finest works of cinema in the last 20 years.

Never seen any of them.

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

 

[RobM]

Plan Nine From Outer Space is widely acknowledged as the worst ever.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Director/Writer of I heart Huckabee's was David O. Russell

Director/Writer of Spanglish is David L Brooks

Neither film had anything to do with the brilliant Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back). How dare you sully his name. :p

I thought Kevin Smith had something to do with them... They're both awful, awful films anyway.

Dogma I think is a brilliant film, wasn't too sure on Jay & Silent Bob as it struck as being too "cliquey" for want of a better word. Dogma's very much a Cult Classic and they tried to play up a little too much to that particular audience.

 

[BrettieAngell]

That just looks awful!

I saw a film once abut a huge mutated spider, that was really bad.

 

[EastStandBlue]

You bloody heathen!

Fargo, Blood Simple, Millers Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski.....

Some of the finest works of cinema in the last 20 years.

Fargo's a good film, as is The Big Lebowski and Oh Brother was watchable.

However, No Country for Old Men is one of the biggest disappointmentss I've ever had the misfortune to witness. For a film that achieved such success at The Oscars, I thought it was absolutely God Awful with a needlessly disjointed plotline and should've ended an hour before it actually did.

 

[Moody Blues]

You bloody heathen!

Fargo, Blood Simple, Millers Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski.....

Some of the finest works of cinema in the last 20 years.

HMV have this film for £3 at the moment :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Fargo's a good film, as is The Big Lebowski and Oh Brother was watchable.

However, No Country for Old Men is one of the biggest disappointmentss I've ever had the misfortune to witness. For a film that achieved such success at The Oscars, I thought it was absolutely God Awful with a needlessly disjointed plotline and should've ended an hour before it actually did.

Completely disagree. It stuck to the book like **** to a bear's fur. Very, very clever ending as........ well I can't say for spoiler reasons.

 

[EastStandBlue]

If we can do a "Worst 20 Minutes of a Film Ever" then I'm nominating the latest Indiana Jones tragedy. The last 20 minutes of that film were absolute garbage, focusing on some nonsensical Aztec/Aliens bull **** that did nothing apart from destroy my opinions on a franchise I loved when I was younger.

Also, it was shameful to cast Shia Le-F*cking-Beouf in that film in order to extend the franchise past Harrison Ford.

 

[MK Shrimper]

If we can do a "Worst 20 Minutes of a Film Ever" then I'm nominating the latest Indiana Jones tragedy. The last 20 minutes of that film were absolute garbage, focusing on some nonsensical Aztec/Aliens bull **** that did nothing apart from destroy my opinions on a franchise I loved when I was younger.

Also, it was shameful to cast Shia Le-F*cking-Beouf in that film in order to extend the franchise past Harrison Ford.

I won't even watch it for fear that it'll taint my images of Indy.

Worst three films ever: Star Wars One: The Phantom plotline, Star Wars Two: The moody teenager. Star Wars Three: Oops, continuity? Who needs it.

Lucas sure is an absolute ****.