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Ronnie O'Sullivan. Brilliant player but really comes out with some rubbish. Latest is that the venue of the Masters (Alexandra Palace) is "disgusting" and makes him "feel ill".

He also added that the iconic north London venue is "dirty" and that he "can't wait to get out of here"

"Everywhere is dirty. It's cold. It's freezing, I have to wear my coat everywhere. You go through car parks. There are bins. Honestly, it just makes me feel ill"

Heaven forbid you should walk through a car park. Now i've never been to a live snooker match (I prefer the TV angle, commentary and the ability to fall asleep and not get told off if I start snoring) but I'd hardly imagine its all dark, dingy and like a backstreet snooker hall above a bus station etc
 
RHB said:
Mrs RHB is now in full snot and splutter mode. The cough is still in embryonic stage but it's also coming. She's gone from 'normal' to snarling, grumpy Mrs RHB very quickly. Hopefully a few days in the warm will help. I can't wait for my turn!
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Mr s RHB has very kindly passed on the Snot, splutter and sneezing package to me. There is obviously no end to her generosity. Good job we're not at home tomorrow as my 'watched every home game so far' record could have been in jeopardy.
 
Supershrimper said:
Ronnie O'Sullivan. Brilliant player but really comes out with some rubbish. Latest is that the venue of the Masters (Alexandra Palace) is "disgusting" and makes him "feel ill".

He also added that the iconic north London venue is "dirty" and that he "can't wait to get out of here"

"Everywhere is dirty. It's cold. It's freezing, I have to wear my coat everywhere. You go through car parks. There are bins. Honestly, it just makes me feel ill"

Heaven forbid you should walk through a car park. Now i've never been to a live snooker match (I prefer the TV angle, commentary and the ability to fall asleep and not get told off if I start snoring) but I'd hardly imagine its all dark, dingy and like a backstreet snooker hall above a bus station etc
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Sounds like he's been sniffing the Sellotape again
 
Supershrimper said:
Ronnie O'Sullivan. Brilliant player but really comes out with some rubbish. Latest is that the venue of the Masters (Alexandra Palace) is "disgusting" and makes him "feel ill".

He also added that the iconic north London venue is "dirty" and that he "can't wait to get out of here"

"Everywhere is dirty. It's cold. It's freezing, I have to wear my coat everywhere. You go through car parks. There are bins. Honestly, it just makes me feel ill"

Heaven forbid you should walk through a car park. Now i've never been to a live snooker match (I prefer the TV angle, commentary and the ability to fall asleep and not get told off if I start snoring) but I'd hardly imagine its all dark, dingy and like a backstreet snooker hall above a bus station etc
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The best snooker player ever, but what a knob. The stuff he comes out with. Always complaining. Always having ago at professional snooker players that are not so attacking or slower than he is. The other week he came out with something about they should ban all rubbish or defensive players. He's so blessed he doesn't realise everyone can't play like he does. They are playing for a living, so have to play the best way that suits their talent, to get through rounds in tournaments. Each round is more wages. He was always moaning about the money. Barry Hearn used to tell him, stop moaning as I am going to make you a multi Millionaire in prize money alone. It was true, O'Sullivan is now worth an estimated £15Million. Ronnie admits that during tournaments he's not very social and doesn't mix with the players. The other players say he blanks them as he walks past. The only player that does it. The rest all chat to each other, or at least nod on the way past. The times he's said he's fed up with the game and giving up. The next week, he loves the game, and will play on as long as he can. Lol. His mood swings are up and down like a Yoyo. I think he has a screw loose.
 
State of the roads cracking up with massive potholes around Hockley/Hawkwell area.
Seems be getting really bad with all the wet & cold weather of late.☹️

Also one huge pothole near Ron’s driveway entrance on Benfleet Road - although admittedly I’m quite happy if he puts the wheels on his ****er-mobile in that one👍
 
SUBBlue said:
State of the roads cracking up with massive potholes around Hockley/Hawkwell area.
Seems be getting really bad with all the wet & cold weather of late.☹️

Also one huge pothole near Ron’s driveway entrance on Benfleet Road - although admittedly I’m quite happy if he puts the wheels on his ****er-mobile in that one👍
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My part of benfleet looks like it has been cluster bombed.
 
For some reason the National League table on BBC, Sky Sports and even our own website, were changed around half 10 this morning so that we have lost two points and our 12th spot! The tables on the National League website itself still show us at 12th with 34 points. Assume that someone pushed the wrong button on a centralised table, but no one seems interested in correcting it!
 
alman_sufc said:
For some reason the National League table on BBC, Sky Sports and even our own website, were changed around half 10 this morning so that we have lost two points and our 12th spot! The tables on the National League website itself still show us at 12th with 34 points. Assume that someone pushed the wrong button on a centralised table, but no one seems interested in correcting it!
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I'm hoping the NL have decided to reduce our points deduction to 8 but haven't told anyone else yet.
 
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