What is hacking you off today?

[RobM]

Interview cancelled whilst I was waiting around on zoom.

Ah - the gimp mask was a waste of effort then.

 

[RHB]

Rupaul's drag drag race. Every time I turn on BBC TV I am treated to an advert about this. I have no interest and don't want it in my face all the time thank you.

 

[Userorange]

Rupaul's drag drag race. Every time I turn on BBC TV I am treated to an advert about this. I have no interest and don't want it in my face all the time thank you.

Goodness me, you are a brave man making that statement. You have put yourself in danger of being cancelled.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Goodness me, you are a brave man making that statement. You have put yourself in danger of being cancelled.

Oh yeah. 'Adds popcorn to shopping list'

 

[Userorange]

Oh yeah. 'Adds popcorn to shopping list'

Microwave or ready puffed?

 

[Benfleet A1]

Microwave or ready puffed?

Binned it got extra beer instead.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Rupaul's drag drag race. Every time I turn on BBC TV I am treated to an advert about this. I have no interest and don't want it in my face all the time thank you.

You can also add the trailer for Killing Eve with that ****ing woman bellowing `boring` - yes it ****ing well is

 

[Userorange]

Forest Green. Founded 10 minutes ago. Vegans. Promoted to league 1 today. Travel around on an electric bus. Wtf!!! Southend United. Founded 1906. Great memories for old farts like me. Going to finish half way up the league below football league status. It’s total bollocks.

Here’s the challenge. Announce right now the trapdoor that respectable football league clubs drop through will be welded shut in 5 years time. Fair to all. If you really want a Gloucestershire village side playing amongst the, admittedly dour and useless professionals, then give up your steaks and tell me I’m wrong.

I say once again, get our wonderful Football League team promoted then pull up the drawbridge.

The 6 clubs who consistently attract 6000 plus per home game and the best part of a 1000 travelling fans away should have an automatic right to football league status. **** those winkers who struggle to attract 1500 when they are top of the league and playing great football.

For those who think I’m the one talking bollocks, don’t come moaning to me if our great club ends up in the Essex Senior League.

 

[RHB]

Forest Green. Founded 10 minutes ago. Vegans. Promoted to league 1 today. Travel around on an electric bus. Wtf!!! Southend United. Founded 1906. Great memories for old farts like me. Going to finish half way up the league below football league status. It’s total bollocks.

Here’s the challenge. Announce right now the trapdoor that respectable football league clubs drop through will be welded shut in 5 years time. Fair to all. If you really want a Gloucestershire village side playing amongst the, admittedly dour and useless professionals, then give up your steaks and tell me I’m wrong.

I say once again, get our wonderful Football League team promoted then pull up the drawbridge.

The 6 clubs who consistently attract 6000 plus per home game and the best part of a 1000 travelling fans away should have an automatic right to football league status. **** those winkers who struggle to attract 1500 when they are top of the league and playing great football.

For those who think I’m the one talking bollocks, don’t come moaning to me if our great club ends up in the Essex Senior League.

Not only are you talking bollocks, but it is probably completely condescending bollocks as well. No team has a divine right to the route you are proposing, not least us. The only thing I'm not sure about is whether your tongue is wedged in your cheek when posting this.

Thinking about it again, you have just suckered me in, well done. Doh.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

They've only had one return journey in the 420k hired electric coach. It was to fulfil a promise the Forest Green owner made. It was only a short journey to Bristol of 29 miles. The coach can't do long journeys. It's certainly a thing of beauty though.

 

[RobM]

" Not only are you talking bollocks, but it is probably completely condescending bollocks as well. No team has a divine right to the route you are proposing, not least us"

Precisement Rodney.

A bit like the Super league with no relegation that was universally condemned? I bet Forest Green are delighted you are not on their board. They sgained promotion because they win a lot. Simple, really.

 

[Benfleet A1]

NHS Track & Trace scam doing the rounds. Blocked two different numbers so far, beware people.

 

[Userorange]

Constipation. Not something I usually suffer from but right now what I wouldn’t give for a tube train running through the length of my bowels.

If I need to update then hopefully it will be on the “What’s making you happy today” thread.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Constipation. Not something I usually suffer from but right now what I wouldn’t give for a tube train running through the length of my bowels.

If I need to update then hopefully it will be on the “What’s making you happy today” thread.

I've been lucky and rarely get it. Was told to drink drink drink, water. Worked for me.

 

[RobM]

Is it down to diet? Not enough veg' type of thing?

 

[Userorange]

Is it down to diet? Not enough veg' type of thing?

Been naughty this weekend with various takeaways.

 

[Userorange]

Constipation. Not something I usually suffer from but right now what I wouldn’t give for a tube train running through the length of my bowels.

If I need to update then hopefully it will be on the “What’s making you happy today” thread.

So I will update you (l know you’ve been waiting all day) but it’s not a happy ending.

Suffering terrible griping pains I decided to take a walk; then decided to pop into the pub to partake of some pre-dinner lubricant.

After a pint I said to the barman, “Do you sell shorts?” He looked at me strangely and nodded. “Well give me a pair, Lad. I’ve just s**t myself!”

 

[ESG]

Constipation. Not something I usually suffer from but right now what I wouldn’t give for a tube train running through the length of my bowels.

If I need to update then hopefully it will be on the “What’s making you happy today” thread.

A litre of prune juice always does the trick

 

[Userorange]

A litre of prune juice always does the trick

Almost as effective as seeing Dalby strolling up to take a penalty.

 

[londonblue]

A litre of prune juice always does the trick

That stuff is so powerful I reckon a millilitre will do the trick.