What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

Did you enjoy it though? I opted for a sausage baguette from Greggs at an M1 services recently, can’t say it was awful. Did the job.

It was awful.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Somebody has reversed into my wife's car and driven off without stopping.
The silly thing is I was in the front garden and ssaw it, as did another neighbour, got her reg number, and as she had just left another neighbour's were she was hairdresser I have her name and phone number. I have given her an hour to return and do the correct details. Very silly as minor damage and if I have to go to Plod then she will likely be in a small bit of trouble.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Somebody has reversed into my wife's car and driven off without stopping.
The silly thing is I was in the front garden and ssaw it, as did another neighbour, got her reg number, and as she had just left another neighbour's were she was hairdresser I have her name and phone number. I have given her an hour to return and do the correct details. Very silly as minor damage and if I have to go to Plod then she will likely be in a small bit of trouble.

I had this recently, I watched a white van try and park in front of my car. They got it badly wrong a put a big scuff down mine. I then had some dip**** get in my face as you can understand I was a bit miffed so I had to do a runner before it go physical as I really thought I was going to get a kicking.

Eventually I had it done privately for about £170 as I had a £200 excess - and oh yeah, the old Bill couldn't be less interested in they tried (despite the fact it was a hire van, driven by a woman who had no right to drive it).

Coming home late one night, three sheets to the wind, said van met Mr Keys which hopefully cost them the same to put right.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I opted for a sausage baguette from Greggs at an M1 services recently,

Did you have to take out a loan to pay for it!.

 

[Userorange]

Greggs had run out of bacon this morning and I did not have time to wait for a new batch to cook so I went for a sausage bap instead.

I am no stranger to the darker side of meat products but if you go with Greggs sausages then you are walking in a very dark shadow indeed.

If Gregg’s food is so awful, how come he got the gig on Masterchef?

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

Our buyers of our property have pulled out. We are waiting to see whether the offer we put on a house has been accepted too. Annoyed if it has in a way as they may change their mind as our buyers have pulled out. I hate moving house.

 

[The Dirty One]

Turned on BBC Breakfast this morning only to find my screen full of the oh so incredibly smug and thinks he sooo funny, Dan W**ker.

Thought he’d gone. What a bummer.

Was he holding hands?

 

[RobM]

Women outdoors in fluffy slippers. Just...why?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Women outdoors in fluffy slippers. Just...why?

Maybe I am getting old but I am more appalled by some of the looks younger Essex man is rocking these days.

 

[Leigh_Seasider]

Maybe I am getting old but I am more appalled by some of the looks younger Essex man is rocking these days.

Yeah, I’m with you. I feel distinctly underdressed walking down Leigh Broadway. I’ve never really followed “fashion” though.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Yeah, I’m with you. I feel distinctly underdressed walking down Leigh Broadway. I’ve never really followed “fashion” though.

Leigh Broadway seems to be the destination of choice for Love Island rejects these days.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Leigh Broadway seems to be the destination of choice for Love Island rejects these days.

The audition didn't go well if I'm honest.

 

[ESG]

The Bell traffic chaos again. From the lights to Cuckoo Corner coned off, about 6 blokes in high vis jackets with tick lists but no f*****r actually doing anything. Add to that a fire engine on a shout struggling to get through.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Just noticed my new almost brand new mountain bike has a buckled rear wheel.

It's nothing I have done and I suspect someone has kicked it whilst in the bike rack at work.

 

[Holy Joe]

Just noticed my new almost brand new mountain bike has a buckled rear wheel.

It's nothing I have done and I suspect someone has kicked it whilst in the bike rack at work.

Is the rack covered by cctv? Might be worth a look

 

[Mad Cyril]

Is the rack covered by cctv? Might be worth a look

No but it is inside the office building so it is out of reach of random vandals.

 

[Userorange]

Just noticed my new almost brand new mountain bike has a buckled rear wheel.

It's nothing I have done and I suspect someone has kicked it whilst in the bike rack at work.

You haven’t sat on it - have you? ?

 

[RHB]

You haven’t sat on it - have you? ?

You seem to be the most accident and incident prone bloke on here. Have you run over someone else's cat at some time in the past.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Can't say I enjoyed watching Espanyol's 0-1 home defeat against Rayo Vallecano last night.Easily the worst home performance of the season against a side who are now well above the 3 relegation places and probably won't go down even though they hadn't won for 4 months!.Only 11,873 bothered to turn up for this midweek fixture.

Still a lunchtime walk and meal in the Collserola (think Hockley Woods) should put thing s right a little later.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Interview cancelled whilst I was waiting around on zoom.