What is hacking you off today?

[Cricko]

Been naughty this weekend with various takeaways.

Obviously not a Vindaloo.

 

[RHB]

Maurice the rescue cat has now reached an age when he needs a litter tray over night and a waterproof mat as he regularly chucks up hairballs. This morning he squawks that he's used the tray so up I go to clear it. Balanced the tray on the bannister bar while picking up the sheet and then watched it slide off and down the stairs open side down. Every ****ing step covered in cat litter and the rest splattered over the hall which is a hard floor. Start clearing up then Mrs RHB gets up to see what the noise is, and stands there with her mouth open. I don't think the morning can get any worse, can it?

 

[RobM]

Maurice the rescue cat has now reached an age when he needs a litter tray over night and a waterproof mat as he regularly chucks up hairballs. This morning he squawks that he's used the tray so up I go to clear it. Balanced the tray on the bannister bar while picking up the sheet and then watched it slide off and down the stairs open side down. Every ****ing step covered in cat litter and the rest splattered over the hall which is a hard floor. Start clearing up then Mrs RHB gets up to see what the noise is, and stands there with her mouth open. I don't think the morning can get any worse, can it?

It's cracking read though!

 

[Napster]

It’s 38 degrees and I’ve still not seen Akinola

 

[harveyoe]

Maurice the rescue cat has now reached an age when he needs a litter tray over night and a waterproof mat as he regularly chucks up hairballs. This morning he squawks that he's used the tray so up I go to clear it. Balanced the tray on the bannister bar while picking up the sheet and then watched it slide off and down the stairs open side down. Every ****ing step covered in cat litter and the rest splattered over the hall which is a hard floor. Start clearing up then Mrs RHB gets up to see what the noise is, and stands there with her mouth open. I don't think the morning can get any worse, can it?

Does Maurice also rescue people, or just other cats?

 

[RHB]

Does Maurice also rescue people, or just other cats?

He eats, sleeps and uses his litter tray seven days a week and absolutely nothing else. His days of leaping out of phone boxes in masked attire are sadly behind him. Sometimes, when the sun is shining he will lay on is back in the garden sunning his bits.

 

[Userorange]

He eats, sleeps and uses his litter tray seven days a week and absolutely nothing else. His days of leaping out of phone boxes in masked attire are sadly behind him. Sometimes, when the sun is shining he will lay on is back in the garden sunning his bits.

My folk have a bit of an issue with cats.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

You can also add the trailer for Killing Eve with that ****ing woman bellowing `boring` - yes it ****ing well is

That's what the mute button on your remote is for.

 

[RHB]

My folk have a bit of an issue with cats.
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Yeah but that's a ginger and ours is a tabby with a bit of white. He cohabits with the wild birds whilst they are feeding cos they know he's not up to much.

 

[Tinks]

Constipation. Not something I usually suffer from but right now what I wouldn’t give for a tube train running through the length of my bowels.

If I need to update then hopefully it will be on the “What’s making you happy today” thread.

Surprisingly this is a very common problem

 

[Tinks]

It has taken me ages today to complete some routine home visits due to bloomin City Fibre digging up all the roads and having lights up everywhere. Must have added over an hour to my calls

 

[Userorange]

Surprisingly this is a very common problem

Indeed. Made far worse for you ladies because you never break wind, do you...

 

[Tinks]

Indeed. Made far worse for you ladies because you never break wind, do you...

Well this lady doesn’t although I am known to do the occasional “love puffs”

 

[Userorange]

Well this lady doesn’t although I am known to do the occasional “love puffs”

I don’t wanna get crude, daaaarlin, but are you talking fanny farts...?

 

[ESG]

Yeah but that's a ginger and ours is a tabby with a bit of white. He cohabits with the wild birds whilst they are feeding cos they know he's not up to much.

Our tabby twigged yesterday that there is a Robins nest (4 eggs) in the hanging basket outside the front door. Even he can't leap up there.

 

[RHB]

Our tabby twigged yesterday that there is a Robins nest (4 eggs) in the hanging basket outside the front door. Even he can't leap up there.

Careful where you leave the ladder then

 

[Mad Cyril]

I have not been paid for three weeks. I accept that I would be paid late due to my boss missing timesheet deadlines over Easter but I should have received the money last Friday.

 

[Userorange]

I have not been paid for three weeks. I accept that I would be paid late due to my boss missing timesheet deadlines over Easter but I should have received the money last Friday.

You’re not Jason Demetriou are you? It does say on your profile you are an International Player.

 

[londonblue]

I have not been paid for three weeks. I accept that I would be paid late due to my boss missing timesheet deadlines over Easter but I should have received the money last Friday.

Funnily enough, I have almost the opposite problem. I have signed off timesheets that my agency are chasing me to invoice for, but I'm holding off until the 1st May as that is the day after my company's year end..

 

[johnlattimerssponge]

Going into the office and sitting next to someone I used to try and avoid getting into the lift with because I find them so annoying.

Seems this hot desk malarkey is not really for me.