What is hacking you off today?

[Mighty Shrimper]

Being ridiculously skint is hacking me off everyday!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Being ridiculously skint is hacking me off everyday!

Dont know what you do for a living but why not start a sideline on line to bring in a few pennies so as to up your wealth,dropshipping costs you nothing and all you need is a computer and stop thinking about tits,scap that,tits are great.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Housemates in "Being Useless Lazy *******s" shocker. Someone shoot them, or me, or tell me where i can find a house in Twickenham for £1500 for 4 months rent.

In fact, let me add to that. I'M THE ******* THAT WORKED FOR 2 ****ING YEARS GETTING A ****ING TRIPLE-DISTINCTION! I'M THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AT UNI! I'M THE ONE THAT'S ACTUALLY UP AT A REASONABLE TIME! SO WHY THE FLYING MONKEY **** AM I THE ONE WHO ****ING HATES BEING AT THIS STUPID ****ING PIECE OF ***** FOR A ****ING UNI!?

 

[Davros]

crickey, someone hid the scissors... you are Bilel, and i claim my £5

 

[Bluesmanager]

I aint giving it to you. I've got £165 in the account and i can't get it out because ive lost my card. Im also having a crap day and I can't eat because that involves seeing those morons I call housemates.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Listening to recent Mayo & Kermode podcast, and all the Bond songs cut out no doubt due to licence reasons. :angry:

 

[Napster]

Listening to recent Mayo & Kermode podcast, and all the Bond songs cut out no doubt due to licence reasons. :angry:

Yeah, but they're available on the listen again feature.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Yeah, but they're available on the listen again feature.

I'll have to dig it out. Sounds immense and I'm not the biggest Bond fan at all.

 

[Napster]

I'll have to dig it out. Sounds immense and I'm not the biggest Bond fan at all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01mkf5p

 

[MK Shrimper]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01mkf5p

Coming to the end of the Podcast, Mayo says that "no music will be faded out in this podcast - one to keep."

****!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Old railwaymen (yes older than me) who can't understand what a Kilometre is and work in arcane measurements like chains, causing my workload to explode.

****nuts!

 

[Bluesmanager]

Oyt. Postie. Bank card: [Batman Impression] WHERE IS IT?! TELL ME WHERE IT IS! [/Batman Impression]. This beyond a ****ing joke now.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

People who think there is room to read the paper on a commuter tube. :angry:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Suddenly becomming a Great Uncle at the age of 41 :smile:

 

[Blue_Wes]

Suddenly becomming a Great Uncle at the age of 41 :smile:

Surely you must of have some (c.8/9months) notice of this?

Congratulations by the way.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Surely you must of have some (c.8/9months) notice of this?

Congratulations by the way.

Lol very true, but the reality of my niece having a sprog?? I'm still a young whippersnapper!! :cricko:

 

[southend4ever]

Congrats MK.

 

[Pubey]

Lol very true, but the reality of my niece having a sprog?? I'm still a young whippersnapper!! :cricko:

Corrected....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Corrected....

As is my avatar :winking:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Corrected....

Oi **** off!

He's MK, he's a fake.

The real ones are in Wimbledon.