What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Throwing the remainder of my coffee all over myself and making it look like I'd been caught short. :stunned: Fortunately there's a hairdryer in the gym that I used to dry myself, but I stink of coffee.

 

[RHB]

Southend High Street and adjacent car parks. Dropped Mrs RHB off at the dentist and then had to tour four car parks before I found a space at the far,far side of Warrior Square car park. I'm then expected to take a package back to M&S and get a refund and then pick up more parcels from M&S Click and Collect. Nobody warns me that it is a breeding ground for 'mature' women with exceptionally sharp elbows and no manners. Nearly an hour later with physical and mental bruising I'm done. She's done at the dentist, it then costs me and her lunch before she strolls off to the hairdressers. Me? I now have another hour to kill till she's done. The high Street by now is full of nutjobs and an eastern European brass and accordion band playing seriously bad Xmas music. And I had to move the car nearer the hairdressers.

I've decided............**** retirement, I'm going to look for a job:angry:

 

[Napster]

The number of retired people going back into the job market

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

The number of retired people going back into the job market

With you there brother,and i raise you when these sliver surfers moan about nothing when in fact they are lucky to have a car and money to shop and park and be able to walk and to eat lunch out as im sure some of the so called nutters can do niether.

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

I now have another hour to kill till she's done. The high Street by now is full of nutjobs and an eastern European brass

Surely the solution is staring you in the face... :winking:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Surely the solution is staring you in the face... :winking:

Works for me, though a bit hard on the elbows after a while....

 

[Mad Cyril]

The number of retired people going back into the job market

Retired people who put on a shirt and tie, drive an immaculate 25 year old Rover to the supermarket to buy a packet of biscuits and then spend ten minutes grappling with the automated checkout.

On a Saturday morning when those of us that pay your pension are trying to squeeze a shop into our miserable working lives.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Tube of Pringles sour cream and chive....

 

[londonblue]

Insomnia. I've been up since 3.30, for the 4th morning in a row. I did consider waking my wife up to "make best use of the time" but thought better if it!

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Insomnia. I've been up since 3.30, for the 4th morning in a row. I did consider waking my wife up to "make best use of the time" but thought better if it!

Wise decision!.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Chris Grayling. The man really hasn't got a ****ing clue.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Chris Grayling. The man really hasn't got a ****ing clue.

Same as he had no ****ing clue about prisons!

 

[C C Csiders]

The Co-operative that's who is hacking me off.

Went in there this morning and bought some biscuits from their Free From range. Jammy Wheels is what they were. Opened up the packet and to my horror far from being Free From they were packed full of Jammy poxy Wheels. Trading Standards have been duly notified.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Some little scrote at my daughters school who upset her before her nativity and she was a bit tearful throughout. :angry:

You'd think as a teacher she'd be used to it by now.......#tadda! #notreallyshe's5

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stupid NR banning the use of USB memory sticks, which is seriously going to impact on my job. :angry:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Stupid NR banning the use of USB memory sticks, which is seriously going to impact on my job. :angry:

It may save your entire system from being compromised by viruses though.

 

[MK Shrimper]

It may save your entire system from being compromised by viruses though.

Sledgehammer to crack a nut.

 

[Napster]

Sledgehammer to crack a nut.

Not really - havent used a USB stick in ages. Upload to the cloud/dropbox/google etc.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

The number of retired people going back into the job market

Ha! I intend to continue working PT when I can officially draw my Spanish state pension (appropriately next April 1st).

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not really - havent used a USB stick in ages. Upload to the cloud/dropbox/google etc.

Mate, NR is seriously behind the times IT wise. The cloud is only just being talked about, we use something called Box that is ok, but costs over £250 per person, and people balk at paying that for one file. Our servers are getting full to capacity.