What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Have you hired an immigrant to do you Shrimperzone typing? :unsure: It's a vital part of life!

 

[londonblue]

Have you hired an immigrant to do you Shrimperzone typing? :unsure: It's a vital part of life!

Still trying to. I was going to hire a local, but they're crap, unreliable and want too much money.

 

[RHB]

Still trying to. I was going to hire a local, but they're crap, unreliable and want too much money.

Voice recognition software? Dragon's got a sale on at the moment.

 

[londonblue]

Voice recognition software? Dragon's got a sale on at the moment.

For the sake of three weeks I don't think it's worth it...

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

For the sake of three weeks I don't think it's worth it...

Digital detox then.That's the spirit.:winking:

 

[londonblue]

Digital detox then.That's the spirit.:winking:

Where there's a will, there's a way. I'm sure I can type the odd missive left handed!

 

[mrsblue]

I go into hospital on Friday for elbow surgery, meaning my right arm will be out of action for some time. In a way I'm looking forward to three weeks out of the office (I'm not allowed to bend my fingers for three weeks which pretty much rules out using a keyboard), but I'm not looking forward to:

• Not earning for three weeks.
• Not being able to do anything for three weeks.
• Having my wife have to do everything for me (and I mean everything, even down to cutting my food up for me.)
• More than likely missing out on taking the kids to see Matilda on Sunday. (We booked the tickets ages ago and my wife will probably take them with a friend.)

Even after that three weeks it'll be at least 3 months before I can play tennis again.

Severe case of tennis elbow,man up chap.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Where there's a will, there's a way. I'm sure I can type the odd missive left handed!

Olr maybe even cut your food up and feed yourself.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Having to get to the local swimming pool at 6am to get a ticket for swimming lessons, only to be met with 20 or so people in front of me. :thumbdown:

Then having to return at 8am to wait for my number to be called.....but got her in. :thumbsup: So a bit of both. :smile:

What the **** sort of crazy arsed system is that?!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Where there's a will, there's a way. I'm sure I can type the odd missive left handed!

My mum's just come out of plaster on her right arm having fractured her wrist in two places - she learned to adapt, I'm sure you will too! Best of luck!

 

[mrsblue]

What the **** sort of crazy arsed system is that?!

Immigrants are alway's first inline....MK's pool must be heaving.

 

[MK Shrimper]

What the **** sort of crazy arsed system is that?!

Supply and demand. It's massively over subscribed.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I go into hospital on Friday for elbow surgery, (I'm not allowed to bend my fingers for three weeks.

The temptation just to try after a week will be mega!. Good luck.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Supply and demand. It's massively over subscribed.

Campaign for more classes then!

That's mental, we have so much option for swimming clubs around here, I would have thought a town like MK should have some decent amenities?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Campaign for more classes then!

That's mental, we have so much option for swimming clubs around here, I would have thought a town like MK should have some decent amenities?

But if you have a load of swimming clubs, when do you get to use the pool just for fun?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Campaign for more classes then!

That's mental, we have so much option for swimming clubs around here, I would have thought a town like MK should have some decent amenities?

There are lots of swimming clubs in the area but none have a bar or somewhere to grab a burger.

 

[Supernaut]

There are lots of swimming clubs in the area but none have a bar or somewhere to grab a burger.

Thats precisely why my 2 get taken to Rolla City for a treat rather than Garrons or Belfairs pools...

 

[rigsby]

Thats precisely why my 2 get taken to Rolla City for a treat rather than Garrons or Belfairs pools...

Bet they look silly in their swimmers

 

[Supernaut]

Bet they look silly in their swimmers

Never noticed, too busy washing my burger down with a pint...

 

[londonblue]

My mum's just come out of plaster on her right arm having fractured her wrist in two places - she learned to adapt, I'm sure you will too! Best of luck!

I've actually spent the last few weeks practising using my left hand for most things. Hopefully it won't be as bad as I expect.