What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Upset the wrong person?

Nope, just been full of phlegm for over a week and now one of my sinuses in blocked. Goes away at night, but it's a bugger in the day. Aching teeth, mild headache. Pills do f-all. :sad:

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Mr Packer at Southend Hospital is THE "go to" wrist surgeon in the UK so he ought to get best care.

He certainly is; I broke my wrist a few years ago and had a plate put in at Southend hospital. Still couldn't move the wrist properly six months later and was fobbed off by Southend - ended up going private and got Mr Packer who did another op on it and is now perfect.

 

[Uncle Leo]

The ******** Deliveroo rider I just saw - riding his bike the wrong way down a one-way street, using one phone for (I assume) directions and another phone clamped between ear and shoulder having a conversation.

 

[SUBBlue]

Woke up an hour ago to discover that in the night the sodding cat has shredded the mastic that I applied round the edge of my new conservatory floor. Took me 2 hours to do it.

I think she may have eaten it as there's not much evidence laying around the floor.

 

[Supernaut]

Bloody Hackers.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Woke up an hour ago to discover that in the night the sodding cat has shredded the mastic that I applied round the edge of my new conservatory floor. Took me 2 hours to do it.

I think she may have eaten it as there's not much evidence laying around the floor.

Don't worry - if you have to redo it, I doubt you'll have a cat around to ruin it if it ate the old mastic.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Apparantly this morning I was "trolling" my daughter.

She's 4. :omg:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Woke up an hour ago to discover that in the night the sodding cat has shredded the mastic that I applied round the edge of my new conservatory floor. Took me 2 hours to do it.

I think she may have eaten it as there's not much evidence laying around the floor.

Mastic smells of salt and vinegar Discos.

Who can blame a cat for being tempted.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Stood on a nail that took me ten mins to pull out so service is going to be fun today.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Blackwell Tunnel knackered, Dartford Bridge knackered, 2 punctures so truck knackered, day knackered.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Stood on a nail that took me ten mins to pull out so service is going to be fun today.

[video=youtube;uIqa11NCbmA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA[/video]

 

[MK Shrimper]

The lift absolutely stank this morning of foul windy pops. I should use the stairs more often. :sick:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Getting a removal quote from ISIS relocation :stunned:

 

[londonblue]

[video=youtube;uIqa11NCbmA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA[/video]

I remember being told a story of when my late uncle put a gardening fork through his foot. That must've hurt.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I remember being told a story of when my late uncle put a gardening fork through his foot. That must've hurt.

I did that when I was 7.

It does.

 

[Greebosan]

The introduction of coffee machines in Greggs.

Greggs is for speedy, saturated fat laden goodies, not standing in line for hours and hours at a time while endless hipster wannabes order absurd coffees from the one staff member who could be bothered to drag themselves off the kitchen lino and go to work today. There is no need for coffee machines in Greggs, there are already more than enough places to obtain a ridiculously expensive cup of coffee in a stupid cardboard cup with your name misspelled on it to carry 20 yards into work, where there is free coffee readily available.

Dear all the people in front of me – you work in my building, get the hell out of the sausage roll queue and hurry along to the office, 20 feet away, and I’ll bring you a bloody coffee myself, for free.

 

[essexshrimper]

The theiving robbing *******s who broke in to Westcliff British legion and stole £6k,

 

[SUFC_Ross]

The theiving robbing *******s who broke in to Westcliff British legion and stole £6k,

Bloody hell! last night I presume? any CCTV pictures?

 

[MK Shrimper]

The theiving robbing *******s who broke in to Westcliff British legion and stole £6k,

Mofos indeed.....but surely that kind of dosh should be banked up?

 

[essexshrimper]

Bloody hell! last night I presume? any CCTV pictures?

Dont know, i caught the article on front page of echo, but havent read it yet