What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Good?

What about Excellent or Outstanding?

Sound like your man sets the bar pretty low.

Mate, the bar for this company is scraping the floor. :smile:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Mate, the bar for this company is scraping the floor. :smile:

Do they have any cushy contract positions available?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Do they have any cushy contract positions available?

No mate, recruitment freeze. People are jumping ship and we're not allowed to replace, especially not with contractors. Happy days!

 

[Ricey]

People who have the inability to close their mouth when eating! I don't want to see all your food sloshing around in your mouth or hear it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Away from the minutae of what gets on your tits, 43 people today here at MKQ have been told that they're being "displaced" - a cuddly term for being made redundant. That's something to really get hacked off about.

 

[Pubey]

****ing lufthansa

 

[MK Shrimper]

The silly cow that went and photocopied a load of documents during the 2 minutes silence. :facepalm:

 

[londonblue]

The silly cow that went and photocopied a load of documents during the 2 minutes silence. :facepalm:

Stupid.

If I can manage to go to the gym early in order to be changed and able to observe it in the changing rooms (all by myself as it turned out) she should be able to press the stop button.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Away from the minutae of what gets on your tits, 43 people today here at MKQ have been told that they're being "displaced" - a cuddly term for being made redundant. That's something to really get hacked off about.

That's the beauty of working in banking.

There is no messing about. You get a phone call, a brief chat with HR and you are straight down the pub.

It's not happened to me yet but people disappear in the blink of an eye.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stupid.

If I can manage to go to the gym early in order to be changed and able to observe it in the changing rooms (all by myself as it turned out) she should be able to press the stop button.

She actually got up from her seat and walked to the copier. Not to cast aspertions, but she wasn't a young 'un either, old enough to know better.

 

[OldBlueLady]

It's 3.07 a.m. and I am still awake. :sad:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

It's 3.07 a.m. and I am still awake. :sad:

I make that ****oclock then.

 

[MK Shrimper]

A fire safety training, done at my desk as an e-learning. I didn't read any of it, got most of the question wrong and a 30 min course took about 2 minutes.

Still passed it. :whistling:

What happened to a half a day course, in a portacabin, with some grisly videos - the always played the Bradford fire one to hammer the point home.

 

[RHB]

I make that ****oclock then.

At the third stroke the time will be..........................

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

At the third stroke the time will be..........................

sleepy time..

 

[Mad Cyril]

The news that 1200+ jobs are going to go when the HMRC office closes in Southend.

The local council really need to start attracting employers to the region instead if concentrating on 'cafe culture' vanity projects.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I've never been great with faces, so I made a bit of a tit of myself confusing two colleagues (in my defence, both 30-somethings, ginger hair, glasses). :blush:

 

[Uncle Leo]

I've never been great with faces, so I made a bit of a tit of myself confusing two colleagues (in my defence, both 30-somethings, ginger hair, glasses). :blush:

This guy?

 

[MK Shrimper]

This guy?

I'm an Alien!

Yeah, are you Matt or Mike? See, they both start with M!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'm listening to Danny Baker's podcasts, and if you've read his autobiog(s), or seen Cradle To Grave, he doesn't half flog the same old tales.......