What is hacking you off today?

[OldBlueLady]

You should have bought one of those flatscreen numbers then.

Is your TV one of those caravan ones you have to run off a jump lead? That would do it.

Only a small telly, on one of those bracket arm things - the arm pulled straight out of the wall.

The day got worse........ accident to the taxi :sad: at least hubby wasn't hurt though.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Can't say I'm a fan TBH.

Well, I like watching the actual flashy lights in the sky, it's the whizzing and banging and the fact that you have to break your neck to look high enough to see them (not fond of looking up at things either) that I hate.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well, I like watching the actual flashy lights in the sky, it's the whizzing and banging and the fact that you have to break your neck to look high enough to see them (not fond of looking up at things either) that I hate.

Haha, check out the "happy thread"....:smile:

 

[Benfleet A1]

In time honored fashion, I told my 5 year old son he can support any team he wants. I expected a smile and a 'I'm Southend dad' but alas no.

He has chosen............... Bloody Chelsea :sad:

Anyone interested in adopting a 5 year old traitor then PM me.

 

[MK Shrimper]

In time honored fashion, I told my 5 year old son he can support any team he wants. I expected a smile and a 'I'm Southend dad' but alas no.

There in lies your mistake.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

In time honored fashion, I told my 5 year old son he can support any team he wants. I expected a smile and a 'I'm Southend dad' but alas no.

He has chosen............... Bloody Chelsea :sad:

Anyone interested in adopting a 5 year old traitor then PM me.

In other unrelated news, you've cancelled christmas I assume?

 

[SonicShrimper]

S'alright, give it a mlnth, he'll be begging for you to take him to the Hall. Chelsea are ****, and, god willing, will be playing us in the Championship next year. It is known.

 

[Benfleet A1]

In other unrelated news, you've cancelled christmas I assume?

About half hour ago. :smile:

 

[SonicShrimper]

Two good things happened today. Doctor Who was good, and Chelsea lost. The rest of today? Utter ****.

Barely worth waking up for, really. And I have a job thingy run by M and S on Monday. They told me to **** off Friday. I could have seen that new scouts zombie flick, but no, now I have to put up with some,sanctimonious arsewipe rubbing it into my face that he's got a cocking job and I haven't.

It's Gloucester. I'm smarter than 99.9% of the population without trying, and it's the ****ing dunderhead thickos that get the jobs every bloody time. I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Two good things happened today. Doctor Who was good, and Chelsea lost. The rest of today? Utter ****.

Barely worth waking up for, really. And I have a job thingy run by M and S on Monday. They told me to **** off Friday. I could have seen that new scouts zombie flick, but no, now I have to put up with some,sanctimonious arsewipe rubbing it into my face that he's got a cocking job and I haven't.

It's Gloucester. I'm smarter than 99.9% of the population without trying, and it's the ****ing dunderhead thickos that get the jobs every bloody time. I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE!

Is this post a joke or are you being serious?

 

[SonicShrimper]

I bloody wish it was a joke.

 

[RHB]

After a week of fireworks every night, our cat is a gibbering wreck, even though we have kept him in and plied him with herbal sedatives. Oh well, only another week to go before it winds down I suppose.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Valentino is forced to start at the back of the grid. he ends the race in 4th but loses out on the title mainly due to the officialdom "fix" for the start. A Spaniard wins following action by another Spaniard to thwart Rossi. No challenge on Lorenzo so his points were never in jeopardy while Marquis kept Rossi back. Moto GP ought to have learnt from the cars that it is about RACING and winning; not teams and rules.
Well done Carl Crutchlow.

 

[SonicShrimper]

After a week of fireworks every night, our cat is a gibbering wreck, even though we have kept him in and plied him with herbal sedatives. Oh well, only another week to go before it winds down I suppose.

And month before it kicks off again.

 

[RHB]

Easily solved:

[video=youtube;LUDntpV_HdQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDntpV_HdQ[/video]

One of my favourite Rickman lines by the way!

 

[Firestorm]

Valentino is forced to start at the back of the grid. he ends the race in 4th but loses out on the title mainly due to the officialdom "fix" for the start. A Spaniard wins following action by another Spaniard to thwart Rossi. No challenge on Lorenzo so his points were never in jeopardy while Marquis kept Rossi back. Moto GP ought to have learnt from the cars that it is about RACING and winning; not teams and rules.
Well done Carl Crutchlow.

Cal did well as well :raspberry::raspberry:

 

[EastStandBlue]

It's Gloucester. I'm smarter than 99.9% of the population without trying, and it's the ****ing dunderhead thickos that get the jobs every bloody time. I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE!

And with that attitude, it's an absolute marvel you're still unemployed.

 

[jassyfa1]

It's Gloucester. I'm smarter than 99.9% of the population without trying, and it's the ****ing dunderhead thickos that get the jobs every bloody time. I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE!

I can see where your coming from, when I lost my job at the hospital (my fault) none of the job agencies in Southend would touch me with a barge pole although I left the reason why I left the NHS out of my CV. Also the job centre advised me to reduce my qualifications as a lot of companies want people to follow orders and not question them. It took me 4 years of low paid dead end jobs before starting a job which I actually enjoy doing and get paid very well for doing it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Emails with management speak - let me know what "good" looks like. How can an adjective look like anything?

Good grief. :thumbdown:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Emails with management speak - let me know what "good" looks like. How can an adjective look like anything?

Good grief. :thumbdown:

Good?

What about Excellent or Outstanding?

Sound like your man sets the bar pretty low.