What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

I'm one hell of a mother****er ain't I?

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

I'm one hell of a mother****er ain't I?

Not at all you angry elf not at all,its loads of things such as curb your enthusiasm,ive tried but its just not funny to me but its trendy to like it i feel.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Bloody cinema chains treating their clientele like drooling idiots. The Artist: Yes it's a silent film, yes it's in black and white, and yes it's for grown ups. But it's tipped to win best picture Oscar, but will Cineworld show it outside of London? No, lets put some special-effect 3D mindless dross on 5 screens.

Arsebiscuits.

Spot on.:thumbsup:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not at all you angry elf not at all,its loads of things such as curb your enthusiasm,ive tried but its just not funny to me but its trendy to like it i feel.

I'm lovely and cuddly as well you know :winking:

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Alternators! Allowed 4hrs for a 2hr journey to Peterborough for an interview, only for my alternator to die on me.

Fortunately I've managed to postpone the interview until next week, and this time I'll take the train. MK they'd better be running!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Why do Asda shopping baskets always seem to have all sorts of rubbish left in them as you pick One up? Also why is it that men seem to know what is happening around them and are aware of other customers, yet women are totally oblivious and step out in front of you, step back onto you or completely block you with their trolley. Also, why do they block a whole isle when chatting together?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Bloody Christmas tree lights! What a fecking pain in the arse it is to put them away properly!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Bloody Christmas tree lights! What a fecking pain in the arse it is to put them away properly!

You are meant to throw them in the box and worry about untangling them next xmas silly

 

[OldBlueLady]

You are meant to throw them in the box and worry about untangling them next xmas silly

I can't, that would drive me even more mad!

 

[Gremlin]

Why do Asda shopping baskets always seem to have all sorts of rubbish left in them as you pick One up?

An Asda trolley has far more rubbish in it by the time you reach the tills.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Applying for ********s of jobs and not getting a single reply from them.

 

[sufc_tom]

Also why is it that men seem to know what is happening around them and are aware of other customers, yet women are totally oblivious and step out in front of you, step back onto you or completely block you with their trolley. Also, why do they block a whole isle when chatting together?

Woman drivers *shakes head*

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Why do Asda shopping baskets always seem to have all sorts of rubbish left in them as you pick One up?

I think its more a Shoebury point you are making SNB than an Asda one :winking:

Bloody Christmas tree lights! What a fecking pain in the arse it is to put them away properly!

I sorted mine properly for the first time in years, i dragged them off the tree and threw them straight in the bin. Simples

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I sorted mine properly for the first time in years, i dragged them off the tree and threw them straight in the bin. Simples

When's the official deadline with xmas decorations? I've got no idea!

 

[MK Shrimper]

12th night, 6th Jan.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Writing "happy birthday" on a leaving card :blush:

 

[MK Shrimper]

People coming into the office full of colds and flu, coughing and sneezing everywhere. Take the ****ing day off!

 

[Firestorm]

Covering for people at work who have gone "off sick" just because they have a cough or a sneeze.

 

[Uncle Leo]

People coming into the office full of colds and flu, coughing and sneezing everywhere. Take the ****ing day off!

People who let a little cold keep them away from work. Wimps.

 

[MK Shrimper]

ShrimperZone members thinking they're Gordon Gecko :dim: