What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Im pizzed off because ive waited years to see se7en and my darling wife has now downloaded it but now i know that some tart callen gweennie has her head stuck in the fecking box,cheers you knob-jockey.

:finger: I put the spoiler tags on you mahoosive bigger knob jockey. :finger:

 

[Crawliano]

Im pizzed off because ive waited years to see se7en and my darling wife has now downloaded it but now i know that some tart callen gweennie has her head stuck in the fecking box,cheers you knob-jockey.

'king hell, I was going to watch Se7en tonight, the pair of you have caused me to now go and murder 34 children and gun down a shopping centre. Their blood is on your hands.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

'king hell, I was going to watch Se7en tonight, the pair of you have caused me to now go and murder 34 children and gun down a shopping centre. Their blood is on your hands.

Alas due to a wild stag do in saudi arbia i have no hands.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

I'm peed off because this afternoon is dragging like a bitch. oh well only 6,300 seconds until I am free!!!!!!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

HP and their colour printers.Couldn't print out some stuff earlier this am (In B/W)because I kept on getting a message that the colour ink cartridge was empty.To add insult to injury, a new colour cartridge from my local pack and mail costs 30 euros!:angry:

 

[Ricey]

Stoke City's website, it won't let me log in to buy tickets for boxing days game :(

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stoke City's website, it won't let me log in to buy tickets for boxing days game :(

Fortunately we're playing Aldershot, so that's a blessing in disguise eh?

 

[Benfleet A1]

I have just spent the last hour fighting with the Tesco shopping trolley from hell. The poxy thing refused to go in a straight line which has resulted in displays being totalled, other store users diving for cover as I come down the aisle sideways and a nasty broadside at till 16 when I lost it on the bend (wrapping paper and After Eights everywhere) The final straw came in the carpark where I hit a drain cover and the ****ing lot went over. I managed to salvage everything but took woeful revenge on the trolley by smashing it into the nearest lamp post and giving it a proper shoeing with the toetectors. End result is one ****ed off me, one dead trolley and two traumertised Network Rail workers in a transit who witnessed the whole affair.

 

[BrettieAngell]

HP and their colour printers.Couldn't print out some stuff earlier this am (In B/W)because I kept on getting a message that the colour ink cartridge was empty.To add insult to injury, a new colour cartridge from my local pack and mail costs 30 euros!:angry:

Get a kodak mate, dirt cheap cartridges!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Get a kodak mate, dirt cheap cartridges!

Not sure they do them over here but I'll be reluctant to buy an HP printer again.:thumbdown:
(HP have a plant here in SC,which is the main reason I went with them in the first place).

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

I could tell you where to get a black and a colour cartridge for 19 euros but i think that you are a melt so alas that stops me.

 

[Ricey]

Fortunately we're playing Aldershot, so that's a blessing in disguise eh?

I am in the midlands picking up my girlfriend so thought while I am there I will catch a game as I can't make the Aldershot game.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I have just spent the last hour fighting with the Tesco shopping trolley from hell. The poxy thing refused to go in a straight line which has resulted in displays being totalled, other store users diving for cover as I come down the aisle sideways and a nasty broadside at till 16 when I lost it on the bend (wrapping paper and After Eights everywhere) The final straw came in the carpark where I hit a drain cover and the ****ing lot went over. I managed to salvage everything but took woeful revenge on the trolley by smashing it into the nearest lamp post and giving it a proper shoeing with the toetectors. End result is one ****ed off me, one dead trolley and two traumertised Network Rail workers in a transit who witnessed the whole affair.

Now if John Cleese ever wanted to resurrect Basil Fawlty one last time ...

 

[sufc_tom]

The back stabbing c-unit at work!

 

[Bluesmanager]

I have just spent the last hour fighting with the Tesco shopping trolley from hell. The poxy thing refused to go in a straight line which has resulted in displays being totalled, other store users diving for cover as I come down the aisle sideways and a nasty broadside at till 16 when I lost it on the bend (wrapping paper and After Eights everywhere) The final straw came in the carpark where I hit a drain cover and the ****ing lot went over. I managed to salvage everything but took woeful revenge on the trolley by smashing it into the nearest lamp post and giving it a proper shoeing with the toetectors. End result is one ****ed off me, one dead trolley and two traumertised Network Rail workers in a transit who witnessed the whole affair.

I wouldn't try ASDA trolleys then...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Bloody cinema chains treating their clientele like drooling idiots. The Artist: Yes it's a silent film, yes it's in black and white, and yes it's for grown ups. But it's tipped to win best picture Oscar, but will Cineworld show it outside of London? No, lets put some special-effect 3D mindless dross on 5 screens.

Arsebiscuits.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Says the man who consulted the SZ collective over whether or not to buy a Lego Millenium Falcon........

 

[MK Shrimper]

Says the man who consulted the SZ collective over whether or not to buy a Lego Millenium Falcon........

:finger: That's an entirely different thing all together!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

People that like arty farty films and 2bit tv programmes and think that people that do not like arty farty films and 2 bit tv programmes are heartherns,i used to be trendy once but then tank tops went out of vouge.

 

[Hotman]

People that like arty farty films and 2bit tv programmes and think that people that do not like arty farty films and 2 bit tv programmes are heartherns,i used to be trendy once but then tank tops went out of vouge.

and arty farty music.