What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

MK being able to spell 'neighbours' and misspelling 'weird'. Winds me up.:winking:

It was actually a mis-spelling of wired, as they need to lay off the crack.....:whistling:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

My fecking wife,if she did not point out how hot it is i am sure i would not have known but every 2 mins is getting to much.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Sodding blow out on the M25 and the tyre fitter won't rush as he isn't very fond of me. Something about hitting his van.

 

[SUBBlue]

Wierd ****ing neighbours.

I am with you on that.
My new neighbours are a pair of 50 something eastern european sisters; 1 of them has had a shedload of plastic surgery and resembles Dolly Parton and the other appears to be a mummified version of Amanda Holden.

Since moving in they spend the majority of the time having high pitched screechy rows late at night or curtain twitching & peering thru our fence whilst attempting to strike up inane conversations with my young son.

My wife has christened them the Witch Twins and they are truly weird.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I am with you on that.
My new neighbours are a pair of 50 something eastern european sisters; 1 of them has had a shedload of plastic surgery and resembles Dolly Parton and the other appears to be a mummified version of Amanda Holden.

Since moving in they spend the majority of the time having high pitched screechy rows late at night or curtain twitching & peering thru our fence whilst attempting to strike up inane conversations with my young son.

My wife has christened them the Witch Twins and they are truly weird.

Just make sure they dont lure him inside, and put him in their cooking cauldron!.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Lazy ****ers who don't fully remove and bin the foil seal from the plastic milk bottles at work.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Lazy ****ers who don't fully remove and bin the foil seal from the plastic milk bottles at work.

On a similar theme, those who are making a cuppa, and can see you're about to make one, but don't ask if you'd like the milk so just put it back in the fridge.

 

[MK Shrimper]

On a similar theme, those who are making a cuppa, and can see you're about to make one, but don't ask if you'd like the milk so just put it back in the fridge.

Oh yesh. Makes ME MAD :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Having to go on a department after works drink for someone who's leaving. Going to make excuses about 6 and disappear. :sad:

 

[A Century United]

Lazy ****ers who don't fully remove and bin the foil seal from the plastic milk bottles at work.

Lazy ****ers who fully remove and bin the foil seal from the plastic milk bottles at work, instead of carefully removing them and putting back in the lid so the lid actually seals the bottle.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Another day, another job rejection...

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Another day, another job rejection...

Keep your spirits up SonicShrimper. I was made redundant 2 1/2 years ago, for the 1st time in my life at 55. Did 'bits & pieces' of Agency work, and applied for around 120 jobs (got 6 replies!), before getting a full time job again after 6 months.

 

[undercovershrimper]

I've got two weeks left till I am out the door at my place after nearly 4 years oh well stay positive and all that!!

 

[SonicShrimper]

Still looking for my first proper one, have been for 16 months. I've had that bloody Dory fish in my head for ages, "just keep swimming" and all that crap.:headbang:

 

[RHB]

Magna Carta celebration day - Happy with that. Americans interviewed on TV making it sound as if it belongs to them and they wrote the bloody thing:angry: Now that does hack me off. It's ours Yanks, go and find your own artifacts.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Magna Carta celebration day - Happy with that. Americans interviewed on TV making it sound as if it belongs to them and they wrote the bloody thing:angry: Now that does hack me off. It's our Yanks, go and find your own artifacts.

Well in a way it is theirs (at least the English immigrants) as the USA in 1215 was full of Hiawathas and Mini Haha's.

#vagelyracist.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Text message notifications that, instead of a quick 'beep beep' have a loud voice that declares 'YOU PHONE HAS A TEXT MESSAGE. PLEASE CHECK YOUR PHONE NOW'.

Anti-social.

 

[RHB]

Well in a way it is theirs (at least the English immigrants) as the USA in 1215 was full of Hiawathas and Mini Haha's.

#vagelyracist.

No it's not!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Being asked to go to Manchester for a two day course on utter ********. I am tempted to tell my boss to stick it.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Text message notifications that, instead of a quick 'beep beep' have a loud voice that declares 'YOU PHONE HAS A TEXT MESSAGE. PLEASE CHECK YOUR PHONE NOW'.

Anti-social.

The disadvantage of being a geek with Doctor Who ringtones. They tend to be loud and somewhat terrifying. Especially that "keying the **** out of a piano string" noise I have for a text tone.