What is hacking you off today?

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Daphne & Celeste have reformed. :facepalm:

I've just checked out the comeback single and Max Tundra has provided the music which is nice and quirky but lyrically it's awful so I fear they have tarnished their legend!

 

[londonblue]

The head is the one that has put the rules in place. I will write to the Chair of Governors I think though

Maybe copy in the the newspapers!

 

[EastStandBlue]

The head is the one that has put the rules in place. I will write to the Chair of Governors I think though

Bad grass, you.

 

[Mad Cyril]

A two and a half hour power cut.

This is South Benfleet, not North Korea.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

A two and a half hour power cut.

This is South Benfleet, not North Korea.

I feel your pain bitch,out here in the sticks we have gone 3 days without power before.

 

[Pubey]

Ending up in A&E. Fortunately the x-ray shows I didn't break my leg...

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...=37a0b1c7615af29b3ce04c61f88bbe53&oe=559D8B5E

 

[blues_r_best]

Ending up in A&E. Fortunately the x-ray shows I didn't break my leg...

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...=37a0b1c7615af29b3ce04c61f88bbe53&oe=559D8B5E

I would have thought your small penis would be annoying you. I mean whose doesn't even reach the knee?

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Rural Broadband.

On our Easter hols.in Cebazan (France).Got a cheap broadband deal (10 euros a month )with Free.Reception is fantastic for watching HD Brit TV live (or on catch up)but useless for good old fashioned surfing of sites like The Guardian or SZ.

Go figure.:angry:

 

[Pubey]

Rural Broadband.

On our Easter hols.in Cebazan (France).Got a cheap broadband deal (10 euros a month )with Free.Reception is fantastic for watching HD Brit TV live (or on catch up)but useless for good old fashioned surfing of sites like The Guardian or SZ.

Go figure.:angry:

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

I'd 've thought you'd still be worried about the size of your penis.:raspberry:

 

[Pubey]

I'd 've thought you'd still be worried about the size of your penis.:raspberry:

Everyone knows you're the biggest penis on here.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Everyone knows you're the biggest penis on here.

Still ****ing in the wind,I see.:finger:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Everyone knows you're the biggest penis on here.

Not quite.

 

[skullyuk]

Why do I have to pay so early for my overpriced season ticket?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Why do I have to pay so early for my overpriced season ticket?

You don't. You can leave it till later and pay more if you wish.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Why do I have to pay so early for my overpriced season ticket?

The club has bills to pay.

 

[MK Shrimper]

What hacked me off for most of this week was the very non-spring like weather in South Wales. It was like a ****ing gale force tornado for most of it.

Porthcawl beach looks gorgeous, but not when you're being blown to kingdom come. :nope:

 

[Pubey]

when you're being blown to kingdom come. :nope:

You what now?

 

[MK Shrimper]

1) Quiet innit :sad:
2) The Guardian Daily Quiz has ended.


I'm running out of loafing options. :thumbdown:

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

So a family gets a £1,230 bill with Bailiffs for taking their boy out of Sweyne Park School in Rayleigh, and on a five day holiday. That's all very well, but a lot of the local travellers not only have their children out of school for many more days than five at a time, but also miss more than half the term and take them out of school completely at the age of 14 or over when the boys help on their dads trade (Cough, cough), and the females stay at home and do housework. They don't get fines, and no Bailiffs sent around, and no prison for the parents. But you or me do it, and we're bang in trouble.