Stanbridge
The slack-jawed yokel
Most Colchester fans would be delighted to see the back of Hopper. He signed with much fanfare (despite the fact Lincoln fans warned us that his best days were well behind him, and joked that him and Akinde would be the slowest partnership in the history of football), yet he has scored just the one goal for us. This was scored last January, and was literally a tap in where the ball was destined for the back of the net anyway.Would Colchester even negotiate with their main rivals?
He may or may not be capable of doing an okay job as a National League cart horse.