Things you've always wanted to know an answer to...

[chadded]

Coz we all want to be war heroes but most of have not go the balls to go and do what you do mate

I just dont get anyone who goes to the gym and wears clothes that are so unpractical its untrue. Bloke on the teadmill in LA fitness tonight in a pair of baggy combats- not exactly the best idea if you ask me..

 

[jassyfa1]

A couple of questions.

1) Is Wiggy a man or a woman ?
2) the capital of Pakistan is Islamabad, are they trying to tell us something?
3) why do people in horror films always go to the haunted house at night, and then when someone dies, the decide to stay the night in the house instead of leaving. And why do the women in these films always wear high heels?
4) My family why are BBC still showing this crap

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

If a guy has a sex change but then sleeps with a woman is then a lesbian?

 

[OldBlueLady]

If a guy has a sex change but then sleeps with a woman is then a lesbian?

I don't think so, their passport remains in their birth state doesn't it, I think they just become a "transsexual" because they can never be 100% the other sex.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Why is it that when you flick channels on Sky to see what is on....every channel seems to have an advert on??

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body on a woman??

 

[OldBlueLady]

Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body on a woman??

Neither thank you, the ability to be a good friend and have a good laugh!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Neither thank you, the ability to be a good friend and have a good laugh!

Yeah right, i know that you like a nice cute butt.....

change it around then to a bloke kay!!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Same applies really, yes, I might be drawn to looks or a decent bod superficially, but it's always personality that wins through in the end.

 

[jassyfa1]

If a guy has a sex change but then sleeps with a woman is then a lesbian?

If these two then both have sex with a man, does the man boast about it?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Would do if I had any cash! Cheers. Blimey the Star Wars ships can go fast!

I should point out that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time and Han Solo's claim that the millenium Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[fatshrimp]

Where's my Wife's watch?

She hasn't seen it since we were in the High Street two weeks ago. I'm about to put in an insurance claim, but the thing has gone up £400 in retail price, AND, I've got a £100 excess!

 

[chadded]

Why is it when you are in a traffic jam on a 2 or 3 lane road, that there is always a lane going faster than yours, but when you move into that lane, it slows down?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Why is it when you are in a traffic jam on a 2 or 3 lane road, that there is always a lane going faster than yours, but when you move into that lane, it slows down?

and when there is a really really fit looking chic driving a nice car and you are in 2 lanes of queuing traffic.....she pulls up alongside the car behind you or in front of you so you don't get a chance to give her a smile!!!

 

[chadded]

and when there is a really really fit looking chic driving a nice car and you are in 2 lanes of queuing traffic.....she pulls up alongside the car behind you or in front of you so you don't get a chance to give her a smile!!!

The next addition to the pocket rocket is going to be one of those signs that you can type a mesage into and put in the back seat. You know, like the one on trains that says 'The next station is...'

Will make long away trips more fun as well.....

 

[Firestorm]

Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body on a woman??

At my age even a pulse isn't compulsory

 

[Gremlin]

Slightly metaphorical one, but why do people wear civvy combat trousers, or any trousers to the gym? You're there to train, not to be part of a fashion parade!

And equally, why do fat people who would clearly be unable to run around the block insist on donning sportswear?

 

[seany t]

Q: Who let the dogs out?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

And equally, why do fat people who would clearly be unable to run around the block insist on donning sportswear?

Yesssssssssssss

And fat women insist on thinking that skin tight joggers do the trick

:D

 

[leathers20]

Q. I go back in time and find my earlier self, i continue to get down on my knees and give my earlier self a good hard blow....is this gay or masturbation?