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  1. sufc_tom

    Sickening

    Today at work a guy come in to buy a couple of trousers and started to tell me he had no money. I immediately thought as he must be in his 70's - 80's it might be because of his age. But no. He said that his wife is in a care home (bearing in mind he WEEK, for her to be in this home. And as...
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    • adds axes literally money mortgages pension wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Most disappointing games ever made?

    Following on from the 'Best game' thread, have you ever been looking forward to a game so much, but when you actually got it, it didn't meet your expectations at all? My ones, GTA:IV. BIG letdown for me. After all the hype i literally couldn't wait for this to come out, but was proper...
    • GBJ
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    • following literally
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. DTS

    Question Stag/Hen do's what did you do?

    I am literally cumming in my pants with excitement at my forthocming stag do. The lads and I are off to Seville next weekend - Dont think I will sleep until the day. Just wondering what everyone else did for there's. Any horror or comedy stories to pass the boring days away? If you havent had...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • havent literally
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. OldBlueLady

    I'm in cold water!!!

    Literally....it seems I have no hot water. Now, we have economy 7 bloody rubbish storage heaters, so although the system did 2 baths last night it should have had ample time to replenish. Ok, admittedly daughter has been cooking this afternoon and probably had the hot tap running as she...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • attempted baths cooking economy gas literally nada ran rubbish tank
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
    • DTS
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    • ban beef begging bottles convince dts eventful gentlemen gest heres ish isnt kiss literally mortgage pres prime pulled qui rack rounds sarah saucy shared shenfield similar vince
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. seany t

    I'd quite like to buy a flat with my girlfriend, but it's (almost) literally impossib

    Having watched house and flat prices soar now for about 15 years, I kinda always suspected they'd have to come down again at some point. And indeed they have of late. Yet STILL it's practically a dream for a first time buyer. Having had a chat with a financial advisor, we've got a few options...
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    • bedroom buyer charging ched civil combined deed deposit fur jobs literally mortgage mortgages qui rate ratings rent somewhere suspected
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Sawyer, Hunt and Harrold

    Went to see Darlington v Wycombe last night with 3 ex-Shrimpers involved on the pitch. Sawyer and Hunt started and Harrold was on the bench. At first Sawyer looked like a boy amongst men - almost literally given the height of many of the other players involved. But he got more and more involved...
  8. Richard_Cadette

    Support at Huddersfield....

    Had yet anothger enjoyable away day with the Blues yesterday in West Yorkshire, and thought the performance, and result, were absolutely top notch. However, just curious - I can honestly never remember going to an away game where the atmosphere was so quiet - it was, literally, awful...
  9. Thorpe Groyney

    Essex Senior League Derby - Southend Lords Of The Manor

    Not long back from Southchurch Arena from a superb local derby. Southend Manor 3-2 Hullbridge Sports. Hullbridge cruising it 2-0 up at half time. An early second half piledriver from 25 yards, though, swung the game. A poorly defended free kick left a free header in the six yard box for the...
  10. canveyshrimper

    Pharmacology

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful...
  11. Ron Manager

    Coldplay in the Bushfire concert

    I find myself in a bit of a quandry here. I've been a bit anti-Coldplay in the past and I'm actually very cynical when it comes to charity concerts by big name acts, always wondering if it's because of the charity or their own careers. However here is a YouTube clip of Coldplay playing Fix You...
  12. ozzy-shrimper

    Killzone 2

    This game looks absolutely superb and i've literally just ordered it off shopto.net. All you xbox owners unfortunately miss out... unless you buy a PS3 ;) Anyone else got this game? What do you think? Here are a few videos.. Online In The Game Loving the new feature where you can add bots...
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    Your Favourite Fighter?

    Following Joe Calzaghe's retirement, it's clear that he will go down as an all time great, not just a British boxing legend, but one of the best fighters of his generation. With this in mind, who's your favourite all time fighter? Are you a fan of the sweet skills of Leonard, Ali and Robinson...
  14. seany t

    Question Best chants of the night?

    Heard some belters: "Stand up if you beat Man U" (to which 9,000 people did) When the light in the West / North corner went, quite literally, on the blink: "Lets all have a disco, la-la-la-la..." "Are you Man U in disguise?" "Where's your Drogba gone? Where's your Drogba gone?" "We support...
  15. Slipperduke

    The Strife of Riley

    You have to take your consolations where you can in life. On an evening when he was bellowed at by Southampton's manager Jan Poortvliet and widely abused by over 30,000 home fans, Mike Riley should draw solace from the fact that he lives in Leeds, some 205 miles away from the St Mary's Stadium...
    • Slipperduke
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    • anderson ant champions dimi emotions enjoyed eva evans fa cup flashing floodlights gobern hadn kay literally penniless qui rudi shift skacel tunnel wasn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Napster

    How cool is this

    Literally started my tumblelog a few days ago, and signed up to Graham Linehan's one. He's just responded to a post I made about getting inspired. Blimey.
  17. pringlejon

    Question What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

    Looking for the worst joke ever that literally brings about a reaction from you, one that means you cant speak or start to put into words how attrocious it was. One that has this effect on me: Job vacancy: Mind-reader. The correct applicant will know what we're looking for.
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - - Sid Broomfield has passed away RIP Sid

    When I suggested we should have on SZ a Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United, I wanted us to recognised those individuals who helped build the club. In Sid Broomfield's case he did this literally. Sid Broomfield might not be the most famous name in Southend United's...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • 1955 blocks concrete divisions gas groundsman hall hall of fame individuals largely legacy literally materials recognise remove roots rubbish workmen
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Davros

    Paying to Park - Daylight Robbery

    Now, before i name and shame two places i think are disgaceful, i think it is important to point out that i havent got anything against paying to park in general, and that we should pay for facilities we use... however, the two below cases i feel are pure profitering money grabbing.. 1. Alton...
    • Davros
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    • alton ant cases cos havent icke literally money shameful stansted towers wardens
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Jockey wins race after 28 years

    A Dorset dairy farmer has ended his 28-year losing streak as an amateur jockey by finally winning a race. Even Anthony Knott's children poked fun at his efforts but the 44-year-old proved them wrong by romping to victory in the 2.30 at Wincanton in Somerset. After achieving his lifelong...
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