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  1. DTS

    Best/Worst SUFC transfer deadline deals.

    Anyone got any favourite deals from previous years. For me getting in an unknown French Defender with a gilrs name didnt mean a lot at the time but getting Dorian Dervitte in on deadline day by Tilly was literally a masterstroke.
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Monty Pythons 10 Greatest Sketches ??

    A pal and i are both MASSIVE Python devotees, and we have spent literally hours re-watching every (all 45) Flying Circus episodes and whittling away the skits/spoofs/vignettes until we arrived at our Top Ten In reverse order 10: Dennis Moore: Lupins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtVaTWs6II
  3. DTS

    Are you actually looking forward to tonight?

    Just wondering what others thoughts were about tonight. I was really non fazed by the first leg and even until kick off I felt pretty cool and relaxed. However for this leg I have got to say I am dreading it. Really not looking forward to going. Not sure if that seems silly but literally not...
  4. mattytheshrimper

    Getting signatures of SUFC players

    I have had a really great picture that I bought literally years ago off the OS of Freddy during the man u game. Been wanting to get it signed for a long long time and saturday may well be my last chance. So I don't want to be a stalker and hang around for hours on end so I was wondering do...
  5. Kent Shrimper

    Calling All Exiles

    Some of you will already know about the Yahoo Group dedicated to Southend United fans who are in Exile. There are literally Shrimpers all over the World. John Walton organises player sponsorship every year and does an incredible job quite often paying the shortfall. So for the 2012/13 season i...
  6. Davros

    PPI Claiming vs ethics

    two questions about this... I personally wouldnt claim back any PPI i may or may not have suffered. Im sure there are a percentage of people out there who were genuinly mis-sold it, but for the majority, by claiming it back, you are literally adimitting to being an idiot? Do people really have...
  7. Sherif H

    Hateful quote from Morecambe forum...

    Just spotted this on the Morecambe forum, on the 'Southend thread'.... "Most people have no interest in Southend down here, the footy lads about follow West Ham, shocked now they know its a fiver to get in!" Should be motivation enough for our 'fairweathers' to drown out literally tens of fans...
  8. Twitter followers...do you follow anybody you don't like and why???

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  9. ibwiajwa

    Jamie Rednapp is 'literally' tickling my funny bone.....

    Does Jamie Redknapp understand the meaning of the word 'literally?' Picture some of these situations: "These balls now - they literally explode off your feet." "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four." "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."...
  10. South Bank Hank

    One year on...

    Hard to believe that just one year ago today, the overwhelming majority of the squad and management team had literally just walked through the door. We faced the coming season with just 3 senior players from the previous campaign and a transfer embargo threatening to scupper any deals for new...
  11. Stevenage Managers Take on Sending Off - Farcical!!!

    Go on to the BBC Match report and listen to the Stevenage Manager's interpretation of the game and the tackle on Cloughessy - the man must be on drugs!! It has to be one of the worst tackles I have seen in 40 years of watching football. Stevenage have to be the worst team we have played in ages...
  12. AGM minutes

    Uncle Albert, boots shining like a cyclists tail light,strode into the foyer of the Palace Hotel. As he did so a smartly dressed youngman hesitantly came forward to greet him. His job was to welcome all the Bluesshareholders as they arrived for the clubs AGM and he’d obviously beenforewarned not...
  13. Ron Manager

    Most amazing match I've ever seen

    I'll always be a Shrimper first and foremost and if they ever played Brisbane I'd be wearing blue not orange. However yesterdays Grand Final is the most amazing bit of drama I've ever seen at a football match in my 30 years of going to games. For anyone who didn't get up at 6am to watch it on...
  14. Smiffy

    Barnet - Let's fill our allocation!

    I believe we have a 1,500 allocation for Saturday's game. It would be good if we could fill that. If you fancy a cracking afternoon out, then Barnet is the away day for you. Small ground, terracing, 1,500 singing Shrimpers and hopefully 3 points. Cracking pub (Red Lion) a few mins walk from...
  15. londonblue

    Row Row Row Your Boat

    Having two young kids you can imagine I spend a lot of time singing Row Row Row Your Boat to them. If you look on the internet you'll see there are literally hundreds of verses people have made up. For example: Row row row your boat Gently down the river If you see a polar bear Don't forget to...
  16. Safe Standing- Government seeking advice on laws to review

    A message from the Football Supporters Federation. The new coalition government has pledged to scrap unnecessary and “nannying” laws. We believe that the ban on standing at football grounds in the top two divisions is just this. In England and Wales, you can stand in rugby grounds, at Speedway...
  17. The Sopranos

    ok, so after we got married the missus and I decided we'd get into a few decent TV dramas, and so this week we began watching The Sopranos. I appreciate I'm very late to this. But oh my God it's amazing!! It literally has everything you could want from a TV drama, it's funny, interesting and...
  18. Hotman

    Strike

    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  19. The General

    Like Programme's?! Collect them?! Open This Thread

    Evening all, The lovely other half has literally a box full (and its pretty damn big!) of Southend United programme's! They are going to be chucked out come Monday, unless one my fellow Zoners pipe up and request they would like them!! A fee!? Dont be silly. Well, unless it turns out there...
  20. palexander

    'Protests'

    I must admit to being slightly embarrassed watching the feature on us on Late Kick Off and seeing the 'baying mob'. Anyone else? I've got much respect for True Blue in going with what he believes in and rallying such an event, but: "WHAT DO WE WANT? MARTIN OUT! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!"...
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