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  1. the truth about millwall

    Sadly I was lounging round the pool in Florida, when the game took place(someone has to) but for various reasons, I spend a lot of my working week in south london, literally 3 minutes from the new den, so it amused me no end to see all the posts on here, of people worried about wearing shirts...
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    • amazed amused borders dreadful florida foo fur headquarters icke ickets illegally immigrants literally lou millwal pubs
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. So angry.....

    Sorry to bring it up again chaps but have been too angry to come on the Zone since yesterday's game - now I need to get this off my chest as some sort of "therapy." Have to say I am also a referee like "Lord Football" and therefore try to avoid slating officials but he was literally the worst...

  3. Horizon last night

    Anyone see it? Regardless of your stance on the death penalty you've got to raise your hat to Michael Portillo who breathed in CS gas, went in a simulator where he experienced 5G's and apoxia...literally seconds from death (ok, there were people with him), but I'm not sure I'd fancy being in his...

  4. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • acted conceivably cos faced fur jet joi literally oil philip reduce whoever wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Crikey!!!!!!!!!

    I was sitting at my desk and i felt a tickly feeling in my ear so i gave it a rub and ... i kid you not... a massive chunk of wax about the size of a piece of chewing gum fell out of my ear. it was massive, a dark brown with a hint of burgandy colour and made a 'donk' as it hit my notepad. now...
    • Pubey
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    • bear ead literally thrown wax
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. J

    The Future of Shrimperzone...

    Ok i log on, look in the pub (first point of call) and i see a thread on horses.. "No offence blue's lady" this isn't aimed at you.. but was one of the oddest threads ever What the hell is that all about? Another thread from Uncle Andy on giving or receiving... yes kinda acceptable, as it...
    • J
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    • literally oddest
    • Replies: 75
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. J

    J's pointless ramblings

    Ok i log on, look in the pub (first point of call) and i see a thread on horses.. Blues Laddy or whatever your name is... No one cares!!! What the hell is that all about? Another thread from Uncle Andy on giving or receiving... yes kinda acceptable, as it had humour to it... but ****ing...
    • J
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    • literally ramblings
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special! Shrimper Youth at the Hall

    Yes it's back ! :thump: A Joint SoL / SZone production. Coverage from Roots Hall from Groyne Strain for the Youth game against Croydon. Due to technical problems that have been repaired with the satellite connection( I turned my phone on) i can up date you from now on. Report from Groyne; Not...
  9. mattytheshrimper

    Did anyone else see.....

    Matt Harrold duck in literally our last attack of the game. There was a goal mouth scramble and the ball seemed somehow to come towards him and he ducked rather than nodding it in. I think he was on his knees or something like that at the time can't remember to be exact. I'm not trying to make...
  10. * ORM *

    Annoying English

    For starters Loose instead of lose Tortoise pronounced Tortoys 8th letter of the alphabet pronounced as Haitch Overuse of the words literally, absolutely, basically At the end of the day I personally (or me personally) We was :guns: So (eg. I am so not going there) With all due respect I don't...

  11. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
    • Peter Pan
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    • amounts ban burger crack cries didn dink dru eager establishment grab hadn hills literally mccoys pulled rate rubbish tangled toilets wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Leo Roget

    spotted in southend high street literally 10mins ago outside whsmith with JRC ???? i didnt know they were friends. would any of you bring leo back?
  13. pickledseal

    Worth sharing....

    82ask.com Question of the Day.... Q: Who has the best name in world football? A: There are a number of contenders for the title of best name in football, but few have as good a name as Lierse’s Brazilian forward Credence Clearwater Couto (his parents were big fans!), Danger Fourpence (Caps...
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    • bradford foo literally mozart netherlands richmond san santos shirt travels wes
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Knocking down a stud wall.

    Afternoon, I am about a month away from compelting on another flat. Went for a viewing Saturday and am delighted with my new purchase. One thing that has cropped up is the front room has lost an few sqaure foot in the corner for the room as the previous owners had to have a stud wall put up...
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    • foo literally similar
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Lester Bangs

    Whats this do?

    Ok so I have literally (and I don't use this term lightly) just got my registration through for Battrick. My ID is 11507. Any pointers for an absolute N00by McN00b? Looks like fun but I've got absolutely no idea whats going on :eek:
  16. fbm

    What on earth do we want?

    It's a tall order now. We MUST win both games and hope Leeds and Hull both collect no more than 1 point each from their last 2 matches. Possible, but unlikely. But apart from a probable relegation, I fear that as fans we are going to make ourselves a laughing stock of the entire football...
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    • achievements arsed ban behave bound bradford caretaker cities concrete cup entertained exactly fa cup faul following foo keynes league league one literally lover milton mis mistakes probable pyramid refuse remarkable sleeve somewhere stronger tan tilly tin torquay
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. bluesbloke

    SUFC v Barnsley Goals (14-4-07)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmygLySzUjA tell you something, wish my relatives abroad would get english tv or some other means of seeing the goals. it's mighty depressing having to do this for them each time we have, shall we say, not the best day at the office! ps. i've literally just...

  18. breaking news

    motherwell have literally just confirmed that he will be signing for celtic in the next few days! chin up southend!
  19. Spikey Shrimper

    Just got back from Tractor land..

    Fantastic performance from the lads today. Back four and Flavs I thought were immense! They really battled for every ball and just like Jim Magilton has said on BBC website, the players would rather have died than lose today! Ipswich were poor to be honest and only really troubled us the...
  20. DTS

    How much do you want to stay up.

    If god came to you and said we could stay up this season but you had to make love to this thing. While this thing filmed it. Would you literally take on for the team? Think of the fun we have had beating Sunderland, Southampton,WBA, QPR etc when voting please. Cheers :confused: DtS :guns:
    • DTS
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    • bbc dts filmed lauren literally
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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