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  1. Stats

    SZFC Big Brother Special

    SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...
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    • amounts bedroom breach buffet cas ched didn downbeat dru elect eviction foo iff jobs literally military moped packing peoples ramblings roses ruled runners severe skiing threatened walls wes wilder wouldn
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. J

    My Trip to Swansea..

    so.. after reading several accounts of people's individual (and group) trips to swansea.. i felt that a tale should be wrote about what i remember... the morning started on the 7:46 from southend vic with 24 can's of fosters and some strange german beer that looks like it should have been drunk...
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    • accent ant blur boarded bottles burger dru hall hamilton hanks icke literally officers rack upside whiskey wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. C C Csiders

    BBC League One Predictor

    Literally minutes of fun to be had here: BBC Predictor
  4. Kris

    Any car mechanics/experts on here?

    Hi guys, wondering if any of you might be able to advise me over what I hope is a minor problem with my car. Over the last week or so I've been driving along normally but on two separate occasions the battery icon has lit up on the dashboard for literally a couple of seconds and then gone...
    • Kris
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    • battery hanks icon itself literally occasions
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. sufcintheprem

    Our second goal

    Was it just me or did time seem to stop/slow donw in a surreal way for the Gillingham team when the ball bounced straight to Bentley? Now, I appreciate that the stand had the mystical power to obstruct almost everyone's view at most instances during the match but I swear no-one even reacted...

  6. Front page article on the fixtures

    Napster, I think you'll find your on another planet son! There are quite afew mistakes in that article. "This is our first season in League One, or the 3rd Division as I prefer." - Dont you mean 2nd Division? "Aaah, well, the last time we were in this division, we...
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    • afford didn didnt foo football hails league league one literally mis mistakes naps qui rethink
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. lee_sufc

    You're not a supporter...

    For the past few days I have been getting pretty much ****ed off with some of the posts on here saying..."You're not a supporter if...You're not going to Cardiff....You didn't go to Northampton....You don't sing at the ground...the list goes on. I aint going to Cardiff (as...
  8. KrustyTheKray

    Chavs on mini-motorbikes!

    Anyone else got the problem in their road of annoying chavs on mini-motorbikes etc? If it's not mini bikes it's trail bikes or mini harley davidson bikes! No crash helmets, underage, no insurance, no road tax, no care and illegal! Yet what if a motorist come into contact with...

  9. Not again!

    The Shrimp in a Kilt annual trip to Cardiff - same as the last trip. Enjoyed meeting Canada Shrimper, OS, Mrs. OS, and It's Grim up North. Was supposed to be on the pitch for the parade of shirts. Arrived literally 20 seconds too late, and had to watch everyone else vanish down the tunnel...
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    • blues btw cup hadn ish knackered literally oxford southend suing tunnel
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. sufcintheprem

    Points total

    After Yeovil's defeat on Tuesday, the league has tightened up to an extent I don't think we've seen in recent years. Literally any of the top 5 have a decent shout at the title. As a result, past league winners points seem to be irrelevant now. It's all about how much better...

  11. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
    • one flew over the cockles nest
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    • accountants ban behave blah bong boxed brough builder burger coins controlled dads didn didnt dives everyones exactly foo football ford grab hadn holly islamic joi ley leytonstone literally lumps military models mums pads rubbish shadow shrimpers southend stairs tacking tan taxi terror threats thrown tilly toilets town undercover wardens washing wasn whos
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Unregistered posters

    Dear unregistered posters, Simple question.. Why don't you join properly? At present you aren't doing SUFC fans here any favours by making statements then retreating behind your anonymity, all here enjoy this site and appreciate all comment, analysis and feedback and it is used...
  13. * ORM *

    The Phoenix Nights Spin-Off Last Night

    Apologies for forgetting the name. For some reason or other I never really caught the Phoenix Night bug and I'm not generally a Peter Kay fan but I thought I'd give this a try. Absof**kinlootleysuperb imo. The dancing lessons skit had me (almost literally) ****ing my pants and caused...
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    • caused imo kay literally phoenix ski
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Southend 1 Kiddie 0

    This was my first game for 6 months, and although I've been carefully following proceedings its not quite the same as seeing the team in the flesh. Personnel wise we were pretty much the same as 6 months ago. The only changes were in central defence where I got my first glimpse of Adam...
    • Hong Kong Blue
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    • barrett bentley bleed blues brough carefully ched cracks develop didn easier following foo football gran ish league ley literally naps occasions pace physically qui quicker shirt southend spin tacking tilly tinker
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. fbm

    the fbm view

    I think we have to bear in mind the quality of the opposition here.  We beat E Thurrock and Canvey and to be honest so we should; Millwall should beat us and did so. But IMHO it was a far cry from previous pre-season games against superior opposition.  In the past we have been outplayed...
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    • bear blues claimed deed dependable didn experiment foo football hadn halves joi league learning literally mark gower morris occasions pace ran ratings starters tilly wes
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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