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  1. TrueBlue

    A Lesson to you all

    When I was 18 (younger and even more stupid then now) I use to drink on pier hill at Charlies Bar (Motels) mainly because I use to work at the Palace Hotel when I left school and I use to drink with some of the worst people in Southend, Druggys, ponce's and thieves the lot but during that time...
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    • carlsberg cashed chichester cos flash literally money passenger pulled qui rendezvous tarquin thrown town
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: BetZone
  2. Ron Manager

    Australian Football Blog

    I started doing one of these when I first moved over, however living life in Australia became more time consuming I didn't have so much time to write about it. However I want to start doing it on a regular basis. SO if anyone's interested in reading it then please feel free to offer any...
  3. canveyshrimper

    British Suicide Bombers

    British suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the amount of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
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    • abdullah afford attract borne chief claiming competitive hanks ish laden literally osama subsequent swallow sympathise unacceptable
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Be Daft Punk!

    literally minutes of fun!! http://www.dothedaft.com/idaft/
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    • literally
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. J

    Sunday 27th December? What you up to my friends?

    Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...
    • J
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    • combine entered hall historic leaflets literally mix music promoting rock roots walls
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. J

    What are You Doing on Sunday 27th December?

    Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask ;) Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...
    • J
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    • artists combine entered hall historic leaflets literally mix music promoting rock roots walls
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Films that have scared you

    When I saw the Blair Witch I wondered if I was watching the same film as the rest of the audience who were literally ******** a brick, and the Exorcist just made me laugh, however I'm not ashamed to say I'm still getting the shivers at some of the scenes in Paranormal Activity and there's a...
  8. TrueBlue

    Ant and Dec (from Hecklerspray)

    With the exception of the time when one of them was shot on the eyes with a paintball gun and went blind, Ant and Dec have never been in so much trouble. Between ripping off viewers with rigged text-in competitions and now the news that a British Comedy Award they won was also rigged, the...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • ant bobbleheads cos costume deliberate fixing gong hadn handing ish literally misleading music pain paintball presenters qui reimburse reptile ripping takeaway worthy
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 4 Season 1931-32

    In these days of doom and gloom perhaps it's better to look back than forward so here's the next episode in season 1931-32: Extracts from the "Forgotten Years of the Kursaal" by Peter William Baker Researched from the Southend Standard No. 4 TWO MORE AWAY WINS, FOUR OUT OF FOUR Southend...
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    • appearing applied attract barracking claimed clapton division 3 equivalent failing finishing ford goalless hall inactive largest literally moore pike published pulled recover roots similar speedway stated test town travels twelfth twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. mattytheshrimper

    atmosphere last night

    even though the attendence was bad imo the atmosphere was brilliant last night. made the game so much better being in the west, everyone there literally sang all game long. credit to everyone. i think i even heard the east blacks at one point. went that goal went in my god in went off in...

  11. PC Help

    Guys, Friends of mine asked me to look at their PC. Basically their photos and Itunes have vanished off the hard drive and of course they've not backed them up. I've tried all manner of things to hunt for them but it looks like they've literally been deleted off his hard drive. Any ideas?
  12. STFC_Gazza

    Question Alex Revell

    Swindon fan in peace and apologies if this is in the wrong section, was going to put EX Shrimpers BUT he is still your player so.. How the hell did you guys let go of Revell ar you really that skint (not a p take either, we have been down that road for years until we finally got decent...

  13. Tilson's Management Style Benefits from a Small Squad?

    Steve Tilson tends to use a 4-4-2 formation and tends to stick with this formation throughout a game as well. So except for the last 20 mins (usually less?) of a game substitutions are mostly like for like and for injuries only. (one can debate the strengths and weaknesses of such an approach)...

  14. iTunes Issue

    Last night my Laptop got hit by the mother of all viruses and, long story short, I've had to restore the factory settings. Nothing too bad at all really as I had everything backed up on my External HD, however I've gone to stick all of my music back on iTunes and it's gone and tripled...
  15. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 19/8/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: Matt ‘The Rat Controller’ Heath John ‘Boy band’ White Jean-Yves ‘Informer’ M’Voto Lee ‘Glass statue’ Barnard Adam ‘Voldermore’ Barrett Simon ‘Swampy’ Francis Alan ‘I think Shearer’s is boring’ McCormack Kevin ‘Jodie loves Chachi’ Betsy It’s hard to sum...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • accent anfield ard ched claimed cooking desired fields ford hall initiation jobs lighters literally matched money occasions roots shouts yves
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Suicide Bombing for beginners CoD4

    Not sure if this has been up before, but literally the first time i've seen this and i almost ****ed myself. Proper funny vid, well thought out. CoD4 is the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk78wWX_zk
    • GBJ
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    • bombing literally
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Davros

    Footballers Live's ... Facebook style

    Footballers life on facebook ----------------------------- Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in? Gareth Barry likes this ------------------------------ Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request...
    • Davros
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    • ban cantona fortune jury literally money prick san ski transfers vita
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 12th Aug

    Revelling In It This week starring: Steve ‘It’s relaxed muscle’ Parmenter Franck ‘The Stig’ Moussa Steve ‘'Yabbadabbado' Mildenhall Lee ‘Peter Pan’ Sawyer Normal service was resumed last Friday as Kit Man Steve Parmenter returned to the Club. Franno and I were travelling down the A127...
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    • acted alf asbo bacon ban belong brough ched desired entered esses finishing flintstone following ghostbusters hall itself karting literally mammoth peoples peppers qui rack romance signals stronger youth
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. palexander

    Question Has Ron gambled and lost with the future of SUFC??

    Reading some of the threads coming out over the last 24 hours and the ongoing snippets we've been hearing, does anyone think that Ron - perhaps victim of circumstance more than anything - has played Russian Roulette with the clubs future and found the barrell was loaded? Worrying rumours...
  20. BaileytheQuitter

    Worst Southend goal ever?

    Was just on BluesWorld looking at some goals from the past few years. And I stumbled upon the most horrific goal by Mark Bentley, literally running into the ball and shining it into the goal. What other awful goals have we scored? James Walker against Luton in 07-08?
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