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Hooters were you there?
I dont know about you but I was distracted from eating my steak sandwich by those waitresses who were hardly wearing anything.Good place could do with something like that down here.- blue heaven
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UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News
A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...- Interpol Shrimper
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You know you're a squaddie when ...
Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
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France V England - Rugby World Cup
Come On England!!!! Do Those Snail Eating Smelly ****ers!- Mighty Shrimper
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- cup eating rugby smelly
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Is eating Crumpets a "Bit gay"
Just put away three crumpets and got to say they are lovely.... Only just rediscovered them after years. Ben says they are gay? I think a hetrosexual man in the 21st century should be able to eat these foods without fear of his sexuality being brought into question. What do you think?- DTS
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- brough eating
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Liptak fatty!
During last nights game it occured to me that maybe our knew centre back needs to beef out a bit and get used to some old English stodge, because the poor boy looked painfully thin! Perhaps he is not used to eating anything other than boiled vegetables and needs to find a good old greasy spoon...- Winkle
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- beef boiled eating nosh
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Live Music Experiences.
After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...- SUFC_Al
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Is breakfast in bed really a treat?
Ben from work is tonight off to his birds works summer ball at some poncey hotel somewhere. He today claimed that as its all free he is going to make the most of it by having "Breakfast in bed" off the back of her company. Now I personally think a cooked breakfast in bed is pretty rough for...- DTS
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Fake boobs
Now that's got everyone's attention .. :finger: .. I need to consult the views of the SZ community on this delicate issue. As like many people on here who, like me, work in an office environment, amongst all the daily chores of actually doing some work, mind-numbing meetings and the endless...- Mr Wooly
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Haircut Horrors - What is worse?
Down my gym today I was faced with a terrible terrbile sight. It is always a bun fight to find a locker close enough to the mirrors so you can check yourself out while getting dressed and undressed. Today though I was faced with the horror or horrors. The left of my locker was a white man...- DTS
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- dressed eating faced horrors sucked thorugh
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Public displays of affection.
Had a "Networking" night last night at Walthamstow dogs where basically you go out and meet loads of other people in similar lines of work and chat about how you might be able to help each other etc. In truth its just an organised **** up. Woke up this morning feeling rough which i think was...- DTS
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The (Very Long) Diary of a Happy Fan
Tuesday 3rd - Just come back from the pub, nice chat with Ron Mack, told him that I couldn't afford any more trips to watch the Blues this season, especially as out of 5 trips I had managed 2 draws and 3 defeats. Friday 6th - Incredible, just told my son that I hoped we wouldn't give away an...- A Century United
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Guys...
What a lovely day, i mean really, what a gorgeous glorious day! sat with my ducks again by the river, reading me book and eating my lunch. How bloody gorgeous!- Madchester Blue
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Pie or Quiche? Settle my dispute.
I am currently eating a food. Its got a pastry base and the middle consists of Bacon abd Egg. Now the top of bacon and egg has a thin and sporadic pastry covering. I must stress it does not cover the whole top and is just pastry strips. I think this is a Quiche as it has a almost no lid. My...- DTS
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The case of the Curtains ...
Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...- Cricko2
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Wow - I actually agree with Prince Charles
Ban McDonalds - Get in there Chas mate ! I cannot believe anyone seriously considers eating that ****. It is NOT fast food, it certainly contain little meat and plenty of sheit and should definitely be banned. Discuss. Btw I feel like a reformed smoker - haven't had a Maccy D for over 7...- * ORM *
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- ban eating meat
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Tommy Cooper
You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...- South Bank Hank
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Five go mad in Sunderland. Or have a few beers anyway...
Here's a review of Saturday in Sunderland, courtesy of Statski.... I think when the fixtures came out at the start of the season the away day trip to Sunderland ranked high upon peoples away games to do. One hell of a way to go for 90 minutes of football but seeing The Shrimpers playing in a...- Uncle Leo
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- applauded cas caused doll dru eating especially flowing foo fulop gas hall highlights joi knackered league liverpool locks lumps olly ops peoples prepared properly pulled qui rag sausage singing ski sole speedy superb suppor tilly town trek triple walls wording
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spurs make blues look fools
my mate at work tells me this is the best chat room about.but all i can see is a load of mugs who think their a big club.carry on eating your jellied eels boys hope they go down as easy as your guna.- bill
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So I Put It To The SZ Community...
Good moaning boys and girls, I have a little dilema, kinda, that I'm gonna need the decent folk of SZ to help me with. The weekend of the 27th, I shall be taking a rather attractive girl out for the night that used to have a thing for me a couple of years ago and has just split with the...- BoyWonder2
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- cinema eating folk foo ive joi spread
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