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eating

  1. Eating things...

    that aren't food. Discuss! personally, I love a good pen to chomp on:) I bet there are others on here who are happy to eat pretty much anything
    • Pubey
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    • eating
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. TrueBlue

    TrueBlue's Real Food Heroes Part 1

    I am bored so I am going to do a shot series on who the real food heroes of the world are. Today I give you none other then.... COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS Kentucky Fried Chicken, pioneered by Colonel Harland Sanders, has grown to become one of the largest quick service food service systems in...
    • TrueBlue
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    • 1955 acquired adventures bra conductor contributions cooking dining dinners dishes eating establishment franchises fried fur gas hines jobs largest meals regional stopped support systems tapes tender units wasn
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Benfleet A1

    Why I Hate the French

    It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is, Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • army artists ban beef bone citroen eating hating military referendum tower
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 6

    Second of todays battles pitches soul singer Amy Winehouse (Carl) against tv's healthy eating expert Gillian McKeith (Pubey). So is Amy frustraiting you throwing away her talent making wrong decision after wrong decision in her life or should McKeith be told where to go and I'll eat the hell...
  5. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Pubs at telford for saturday

    A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...
    • gbuck(telford)
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    • bitter bottles bra builder chocolate crisps crow crown eating fur junction lagers learning mars meals money oldest pork pubs qui retail sky sports sports titanic town
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Your Idea Of Hell

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  8. MrB

    Similies/Metaphors

    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
    • MrB
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    • beef cashpoint cruel duck eating especially exactly hails hurts inch ish metal mph separated soup stairs steel throws tools trap underpants wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Bielzibubz

    Cannibalism - Would you? Could you?

    I've just watched an absolutely fascinating programme on the NG channel about the history of cannibalism and it got me thinking. (Dangerous I know but it happens from time to time) Would/could I, given the right circumstances, ever consider eating the flesh of another human being, whether that...
  10. Napster

    Interview with Anton Otulakowski

    Born and bred in Yorkshire, Anton, a former international schoolboy gymnast, caught the eye of Barnsley while playing for Ossett Town and joined them in 1975 for his first pro team. Whilst at Barnsley, Anton was also holding down a full time job as a surveyor with the then Gas Board and he...
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    • achievements anto collapse cup dave smith dedicated devonshire didn ead eating enjoyable enjoyed fa cup ford frank gill fro gas hall ickets jury largely league money moore overhead pads polycarpou ron pountney roots rubin runners schools scouted somewhere subsequent suffering town tribunal twelve vita wasn youth
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Bielzibubz

    Marmite - Yummy or Scummy? You decide.

    After reading the hijacking of the 'No more blah blah blah jokes' thread it got me thinking. Where do you sit on the whole Marmite issue. Is it the best thing since Farley's Rusks or the Devils spread that should be avoided at every turn? For all those that like me love the stuff you should...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • avoided blah burn devils eating fusion raspberry spread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Winkle

    Bear Grylls!

    I watched as he killed a yak and cut the poor animal to pieces before digging its liver out and eating it raw, and if that wasn't enough to put me off my lasagne he popped the eyeball out with his bowie knife and eat that as well. My question is, if you were hungry enough to kill a hoofed...
    • Winkle
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    • bear bowie ched eating knife lasagne parts wasn
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Hotman

    dale eating chillies on big brother, now

    joey deacon comes to mind :clap:
  14. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
    • Ron Manager
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    • aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. sussex by the sea

    Great Leighs racecourse

    Anyone else been to a meeting yet ? I went yesterday as I eventually want to do all of the 60 racecourses, I'm nearly two thirds through now. It is really quite unusual, the floodlights are shaped like champagne flutes and there are plenty of them in what seems like quite a rural area. The...
  16. Winkle

    Can Big poos hurt?

    My mate at work, " big al " reckons that he had a dump yesterday morning and is still feeling the after affects, especially when sitting down! He keeps moaning that he was on it massively over the weekend , only eating carbs and stuff with the odd 25 pints of your finest kronnie, and basically...
  17. OldBlueLady

    Eat before you buy

    Following on from the "Disgusting" thread, and hearing a bit of a debate on Essex FM yesterday morning, I wonder what are your feelings on the subject of eating food from your trolley in a supermarket before you've paid for it? So many listeners phoned in and said they regularly give their...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • automatically biscuits crisps eating essex following harrison multi packs parenting prepared science stealing supermarket
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
    • J
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    • afghanistan army bin blairs coalition compensation conversation deaths deed disrespectful eating finds ish islamic knobs laden officers properly recruitment sandy suppor support tasks types wardens warn
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Harold Bishop Killer

    Women's Way

    The Good Housekeeping Way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. The Good...
  20. Vange Shrimper

    Does all dairy cause cancer?

    Was listening to Richard Bacon's show on Radio 5 last night and there was a massive debate between vegans and meat eaters. The vegans claim that eating dairy products and drinking lots of milk can give you breast cancer (because it is full of hormones which the body cannot digest properly and...
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