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  1. For all those who work in IT

    1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don't write...
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  2. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...
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  3. palexander

    Gazza's Top 50 Moments...

    The following 50 points are probably the reasons why Gazza never fulfilled his full potential...even if you don't follow football this is worth a read!! 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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