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  1. DTS

    When Acts of Kindness

    Last night I got to London Bridge for my usual 17.52pm back towards Brigthton. As I put my ticket through the barrier and looked up to Platform 9 it turned out to be a total bun fight due to the cancellation of the previous two Brighton bound trains. I took a picture on my mobile phone as...
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    • ant barrier bound conversation crisps critically croydon daw dts eating fro havent icke ish jabs larger mortgage packing pulled strategy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. J

    Official Site

    why the lack of information and updates RE: Spurs, come on scriv, get off your arse and stop eating donuts.. and get something sorted!!
  3. J

    Official Site

    why the lack of information and updates RE: Spurs, come on scriv, get off your arse and stop eating donuts.. and get something sorted!!

  4. How Good Do You Feel ?

    Forty years of visiting Roots Hall (on and off) and the greatest night ever - and in centenary year. Not much voice left today but can't wipe the smile off my happy face. However cynical you may sometimes get about football the Southend United players showed something absolutely special...
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    • congratulated eastwood eating especially essex foo freddy eastwood hall hanks hes icke liverpool meltdown patience qui roots voice wipe
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Last night I saw

    Spinner in KFC on the A127 (Bazzo branch). Two questions; Firstly, should he be eating KFC? Secondly, should a SUFC player be driving a brand new silver 911 turbo? Was quite funny watching him keep looking round anxiously to ensure no chavs were nicking it
    • On the Boardwalk
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    • bra chavs eating qui spin turbo
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • bathroom beef bends biblical bolt brough carefully caused ched cleaning combined cruise curve daw deed deposit eaten eating elastic ell embedded entertaining exactly faster fingers finishing gas handing itself knowing liquid pile prepared properly pulled pulling qui reaching res shirt significant similar socks spat spread stopped strongly towels two minutes voice walls washing
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke meets...

    When I caught up with Adrian Clarke in London's trendy Camden, it was raining. "It's raining," he said with a wry smile, as the water pounded against the windows. He glanced outside at the widening pools of water on the pavement, the reflected lights of the traffic turning them into...
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    • Thread
    • ant assume barren bbc bbc essex booing brough capital ched compares convincing cos costa coursing culture cup cyril decorator diaye didn dru eating essex flavour foo ford fur gcses ghost grumpy hadn hails hall hanks hong joi kong laden league ley liverpool livett malaysia mcgavin pain pulling regrets rica riches roots sabotage san scott houghton seaman starters stated subsequent swallow tilly wasn wes wouldn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. pickledseal

    Anyone fancy supporting HCPT?

    Guys, I know I don't actually know many of you in person (although I've met a few along the way...) If anyone fancies helping out a fantastic cause, please read on... As I'm sure some of you may be aware, for the past five years I've been taking children with disabilities and special needs on...
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    • adds creams eating fancies hcpt helpers ops qui suppor support
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Wrongun & UBSShrimper

    Although i am new to this "chit-Chat" business i'm a daily reader of Shrimperzone & very good friends with "The Wrongun" & have also been a fan of the Blues for the best part of 25 years..... It was my source that told me that Matt harold was going to sign for us...
    • UBSSHRIMPER
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    • eating jcrcr lying rubbish
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. DTS

    What is the most annoying profession

    I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad. Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or...
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    • eating money pubs scum
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Davros

    BBQ Season

    Just got this as an email... > >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up > >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your > >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the > >only type of...
    • Davros
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    • ant bbq cooking cutlery dishes eating ell enjoyed following hanks lou meat outdoor salad tray
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. shrimptank

    Mark Gower

    Not sure i would EVER say what i am about to, having been a Gower critic for a long long time.....I think the guy deserves a massive "big up" for his performances recently. Damn fine strike for his goal last night, and also caused chaos nearly all night. His goal celebration was great...
  13. Sandbach Shrimper

    What a weekend!

    I'd just like to say what a fantastic 3rd round weekend it was. There were some great contests and some great upsets too. Anyone who says the magic of the FA Cup has disappeared will be eating their words after the weekend we've just had. 3 non-league teams were in this afternoon's...
  14. sufcintheprem

    After you change coaches

    What role does your former coach do? At the moment, he just seems to be sat on my wage bill eating up money.
  15. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  16. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  17. Shrimper2thecore

    A not about Freddy topic

    I have read that people are bored with threads today, and that they are all about Freddy. So i thought i would tell you all what happened to me and my mates in Cambridge at the away game (old news i know) PAUL BRUSH...............NICE GUY As myself and a couple of mates, were driving away from...
  18. canada shrimper

    what is it ?

    As i sat eating my lunch today,reading the sports section from the Toronto Star,I noticed that a lot of the teams we used to play are either in the Premier$hite or high up in the 1st division.I remember going to Middlesborough and getting a win,they are now 5th in the top division.There at...

  19. Walkers Great British dinners crisps.

    I decided to go with something new this lunchtime and went for a bag of Walkers 'great British dinners' roast beef and Yorkshire pudding flavour crisps. They *do* smell and tast of Yorkshire pudding but when the beef flavour kicks in a fraction of a second later it kind of spoils the...
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    • ard artificial beef bra ched crisps dinners eating flavour ish products spoils suitable tents
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Mad Cyril

    Clean Joke

    Essex police last night arrrested two youths, one for drinking battery acid and one for eating fireworks. A police spokesman said "We have charged one and let the other one off".
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