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Rotundly Challenged singers!
It appears to me that most "Fat" singers have a shortened lifespan due to there excess eating and way of life but some of them have the best timeless voices around. Here are my fav fat three (1) The one and only "Barry White" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2Fve72AZg (2) "Mamma cass"...- Winkle
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Love puffs!
Me and the missus have a bit of a running battle when it comes to " love puffs" She simply will not admit that from time to time the healthy veggie eating that she proclaims gives her a healthy colon can sometimes result in ..... A bit of flatulence. Poor Monty usually gets blamed for this...- Winkle
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Is th Quiz Happening tonight????
If so what time???? I will have to go and wake up Mrs AS....she has gone for a snooz after eating one of my amazing Roast dinners :)- Aberdeen Shrimper
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MK's Indie Club when he should be revising....
Ok, a great rock-out choon today, inspired by last weeks Metal Monday. Perfect to listen to while you're eating your Chorizo Prawny thingy that Dave can whip up for you. From the so-called "Seattle scene" of the early 90's that brought us Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden here's a band who...- MK Shrimper
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The Gunners
Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...- Slipperduke
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Grand National
Any good tips (apart from not eating yellow snow etc) for the big race. I couldn't resist 300/1 for Contraband - guess it has 3 legs or something:D but I've heard Simon is a good bet at 11/1- peanut12
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Manuel Neuer
While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...- Slipperduke
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The innocence of children!
Real school projects on the "sea" Number 13 is my favorite! R1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round...- Winkle
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Vegetarians
My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...- Bluetonic
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A confession.........
Without trying to land anyone in it here I do have to make a little confession, please, please don't all start jumping up and down and stomping your feet in anger!:madman: Those of you that bought programmes yesterday will know that there was a competition to win a giant Easter egg, and you...- OldBlueLady
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TV's Top 25 put-downs
TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...- Napster
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my apologies to spread regulars
It was all lined up for mr newman to come into the spread, but as these things happen, we caught up in the momentum of david crowns bday party, and we ended up going straight ot the harry, but hopefully he coming down in the summer, and I will make sure i get him in there . the evening ended in...- TMWLT
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Keegan Factor
I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...- Slipperduke
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Off the Booze and Struggling
After indulging on one to many nights out before and over chrimbo , i have decided to lay off the booze in Jan as many folk do . I thought this would be a doodle for a month , but f*ck me i'm dying for a beer or ten , i have also been eating healthy and have done 2.5 kilos since jan 1st , but...- duncan bulgaria
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Restaurant Review
Obviously opted for the Steak Meal. Read the 5th review down then the 3rd review. Usual disclaimer if already posted before! Review- MrB
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F*ck!
Just been having my lunch at work, eating my sandwich and drinking a carton of Ribena and the carton had a leak in the bottom and so I have Ribena all down a blue polo top. :mad: :mad: :hilarious:- MJ_WFC
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A Christmas Tale
They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...- Slipperduke
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Should woman be allowed to drink?
Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...- DTS
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The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (Pages 79-145)
THE BIZARRE THREAD – SUMMARY OF PAGES 79-145 Names key: Mr RG - BrettieAngel Mrs RG - Vange_Shrimper S_S - Me I_S - Irish Shrimper Huttons - SUFCHutton and Amy Special Announcement ·...- Southminster_Shrimper
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Christmas Lunch Story
I work in a large straight office environment in the middle of the city. Anyway yesterday we had our christmas lunch in the staff canteen. All 8 people i work with were in attendance including a contractor that had been working with us for about 2 months. Anyway we start queuing for food and a...- Ulysses
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