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Question What is making you happy today?

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Cricko said:
I'm just in the process of preparing the Christmas turkey and it's getting a bit stressful.
I have taken a deep breath and asked myself what would Nigella do?

So I'm smoking a joint and having two lines of cocaine with a large G and T!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Might be needed here too. She's just got the pork out following 30hrs of defrost. When unwrapped it was slimy, a bit green in parts and a bit smelly. Good job there is turkey as well. She's now in the shower growling more than a bit.
 
RHB said:
Might be needed here too. She's just got the pork out following 30hrs of defrost. When unwrapped it was slimy, a bit green in parts and a bit smelly. Good job there is turkey as well. She's now in the shower growling more than a bit.
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In that case you might want to get out and leave her to it.
 
RHB said:
I wish. A half bottle on Moet and Chandon with salmon, scrambled egg and ancient grain muffins appears to have solved the problem. Got to go now promised I wouldn't come on here this morning.........I lied.
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I meant get out of the shower!
 
We've had Oppenheimer, Equaliser 3 and The Great Escaper in our viewing sights to watch over Christmas on Amazon. All of them were £15.99 each to rent but I'm now offered all three at £4.95 if rented before tomorrow. I don't need telling twice, all 3 for £15 and 30 days to watch them. Thank you Santa..
 
Just watched an amazing comedy. Had me and my wife in stitches. Bit slow to start with a little bit of drama but the last 10 minutes were priceless. Must watch for anyone. The programme was Eastenders
 
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Just busted my 15 year old son over the park drinking vodka and rubicon.

I am not thrilled he was out drinking with a bunch of his mates. The only reason I made a tactical strike was that he didn’t answer his phone five times in a row when I called to request he was home at a reasonable time. If he had picked up the phone there wouldn’t have been an issue.

I am not an imposing person but his entire gang **** themselves and despite some posturing my son came to the car straight away.

I am hoping his mates now see me as some sort of Clint Eastwood style figure.

I am also hoping I haven’t created a bigger problem for myself…
 
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