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Blokes in the gym that "Eeeeeaarrrgghh" "Raaaaghuuuhhghghg!" every time they lift a weight, then let it go "Crash".
Oh then they spray themselves with enough scented butane to cook a hog roast.

I know what you mean. If you can't put a weight down properly then it's too heavy for you! I used to be a member of a gym local to me. There were a couple of school age (possibly 17-18) who would strut around screaming every time they lifted anything. I used to compare them to another guy who would wear a gym kit with holes in it, keep his mouth shut and just get on with what he wanted to do. He would also lift weights about 2-3 times as heavy as the kids. It was also really funny watching his reaction to them!
 
Blokes in the gym that "Eeeeeaarrrgghh" "Raaaaghuuuhhghghg!" every time they lift a weight, then let it go "Crash".
Oh then they spray themselves with enough scented butane to cook a hog roast.

If you don't like it stay out of the gym when I am body sculpting.
 
It's almost 1pm and we've not had our usual St. Patricks day rant about why there's no St. George's Day equivalent. Poor show SZ. :winking:
 
It's almost 1pm and we've not had our usual St. Patricks day rant about why there's no St. George's Day equivalent. Poor show SZ. :winking:
I had my rant out loud in the office around 10am
I must say, the whole thing seems to be rather muted on these shores this year, thankfully.
 
Last weekend volunteers cleared sections of Prittlewell Brook, BUT walk along it now and you wouldn't know. Scum bag litter idiots. Grrrr
Agree mate, also scum bags who don't clear their dog sh!t up, I regularly have to clear the grass verge outside our house to avoid my kids stepping in it when we park the car.
The other issue is the ones who bag it and leave on the pavement - why would you do that?
 
Agree mate, also scum bags who don't clear their dog sh!t up, I regularly have to clear the grass verge outside our house to avoid my kids stepping in it when we park the car.
The other issue is the ones who bag it and leave on the pavement - why would you do that?

...or hanging on a tree or a fence, Revolting!
 
Last weekend volunteers cleared sections of Prittlewell Brook, BUT walk along it now and you wouldn't know. Scum bag litter idiots. Grrrr

We have a similar issue with local beach. Once a month the locals clean it. A week after they do it is awful. It's not a manned or serviced beach but there are bins there, typically half empty. How hard can it be?
 
My kids went to bed late last night so are still asleep. My wife is also asleep next to me as I type this. I've had a decent night's sleep and am typing this in peace and quiet.

So what is hacking me off I hear you ask. Well, I've been lying here for about an hour needing the world's biggest **** but can't go because I don't want to wake my wife up. Hurry up, it's getting desperate, and smelly, in here.
 
My kids went to bed late last night so are still asleep. My wife is also asleep next to me as I type this. I've had a decent night's sleep and am typing this in peace and quiet.

So what is hacking me off I hear you ask. Well, I've been lying here for about an hour needing the world's biggest **** but can't go because I don't want to wake my wife up. Hurry up, it's getting desperate, and smelly, in here.

Oh dear!. How long did you have to wait, before filling the pan?.
 
We have a similar issue with local beach. Once a month the locals clean it. A week after they do it is awful. It's not a manned or serviced beach but there are bins there, typically half empty. How hard can it be?

As others have put on this thread the issue with dog pooh and pooh bags is beyond comprehension; there must be bins every 200 yards! These morons ought to be fined, fined and fined after they have done community service and cleared up the mess for 100 hours.
 
****ing Network Rail red ******* tape.

I'll I want is a password, but no, fill out this complex and confusing form and we'll send it to an external contractor who will wait a week, then refuse whilst asking me questions I've already tried to answer.

#headexplode #axemurderrampage

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
 
Shame. Been there twice, quite a wrench. :sad:

I think we're getting pretty close. Our cat is in rude health, but is about 16. It can't be long now, especially as he has a heart murmur. He's had it from birth and we were originally told he'd be lucky to reach 5. Every time we go the vet for a checkup we're told he has a heart murmur. We just laugh now.

However, the vet pointed out that the problem is that if he develops heart trouble his deterioration could be quite dramatic, and that the heart murmur could mask more dangerous issues. Either way, he's done pretty well, especially as his brother died about 10 years ago now.
 
I think we're getting pretty close. Our cat is in rude health, but is about 16. It can't be long now, especially as he has a heart murmur. He's had it from birth and we were originally told he'd be lucky to reach 5. Every time we go the vet for a checkup we're told he has a heart murmur. We just laugh now.

However, the vet pointed out that the problem is that if he develops heart trouble his deterioration could be quite dramatic, and that the heart murmur could mask more dangerous issues. Either way, he's done pretty well, especially as his brother died about 10 years ago now.

The last few months he had a thyroid issue, so he would cry for food, then after eating, cry again. His legs gave way a few times going upstairs. He was incontinent and so thin, it was the right time.
 

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